Egregoros

She was gonna do this to u that nite

A girl told me my shirt looked good 15 years ago.

I miss those days

>One time in college
>That was like 14 years ago
Aunk moment

i read a story once of a woman complaining about getting catcalled while out running to her unsympathetic husband.

to get revenge on him, she arranged for some of her friends to show up on his run and catcall him one day with things like "looking good" and "hey handsome!". she was sure he'd hate it and admit she was right

it completely backfired, as he came home over the moon about it and she couldn't bring herself to admit what actually happened

Girls are scary

Damn right we are!

Voracious insatiable rapists who use their vaginas to get you to move into their homes so they can make you do chores

i remember being a freshman in high school one morning, standing with my buddy waiting for our teacher to show up to let us into class. this random girl (perhaps a senior) says “hey your outfit is really cute!” and I say “oh uh thanks!” and she says no problem and keeps walkin. my friend’s like “was that your sister?” and I’m like “i have no clue who that was” and never will :(

@DEERBLOOD you didn't hit????

Oh man, a kinda similar thing happened to me one time.

Our 29th anniversary is tomorrow.

Not Chinese enough

Only the attractive ones.

The fat lesbian communist ones are not scary; those ones are more just sad and gross.

It was a drive-by catcall

@DEERBLOOD one time i was walking down the park when i was smilemaxxing, and 2 girls looked at me slightly scared to which i remembered my training and smiled at them, they then basically lit up and called me a handsome man, i was scared shitless ngl

Me in public around attractive women for most of my life:

The expert challenge is being able to not mistake shy for interested instead of uninterested, and keep at it.