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>half asleep on the couch for afternoon siesta
>phone rings
>40 minute long call
these are getting progressively longer and happen every day, what does this mean

@graf If it's not your grandmother, or mother, it means you're officially in the old man club. I'm sorry you found out this way. 👴🏼

@catmanmancat not *my* mom no
she called me while i was driving to the grocery store yesterday rocking out to Ministry and I had my phone paired to the radio so I had to talk to her like one of those old people while sitting in a parking lot

@graf Holy shit. That's not supposed to happen until late 40's.

You speed-running this?

@catmanmancat i'm strangely okay with it. she talks *a lot* so it's like being read to. all I have to do is say uh huh, yeah etc every couple mins and offer advice once or twice

... are you podcasting, bro? 🧐

@Doll @catmanmancat felt like I was while sitting in the durango in a parking lot yesterday trying to keep the volume low so people didn't hear me using the car audio for fucking speakerphone

@graf @Doll WEN BLUETOOTH EAR PHONE FOR PHONE CALLS OLD MAN.

@catmanmancat @Doll listen I *know* she calls me every day she's been doing it for a long time and she does it around the same times every time she calls during the day so I SHOULD have known better. I told her I'm going out to celebrate 10m posts on Poast so I just *know* she's going to call me when I'm at the bar because she always does