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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@graf@poa.st remote

6w

>half asleep on the couch for afternoon siesta
>phone rings
>40 minute long call
these are getting progressively longer and happen every day, what does this mean

Vril Stancils' Top Goy :gunleft: :buceerad: :gunright:

Vril Stancils' Top Goy

@catmanmancat@poa.st remote

6w

@graf If it's not your grandmother, or mother, it means you're officially in the old man club. I'm sorry you found out this way. 👴🏼

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@graf@poa.st remote

6w

@catmanmancat not *my* mom no
she called me while i was driving to the grocery store yesterday rocking out to Ministry and I had my phone paired to the radio so I had to talk to her like one of those old people while sitting in a parking lot

Replying to @graf@poa.st

Vril Stancils' Top Goy :gunleft: :buceerad: :gunright:

Vril Stancils' Top Goy

@catmanmancat@poa.st remote

6w

@graf Holy shit. That's not supposed to happen until late 40's.

You speed-running this?

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@graf@poa.st remote

6w

@catmanmancat i'm strangely okay with it. she talks *a lot* so it's like being read to. all I have to do is say uh huh, yeah etc every couple mins and offer advice once or twice

Replying to @graf@poa.st

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@Doll@decayable.ink remote

6w

... are you podcasting, bro? 🧐

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@graf@poa.st remote

6w

@Doll @catmanmancat felt like I was while sitting in the durango in a parking lot yesterday trying to keep the volume low so people didn't hear me using the car audio for fucking speakerphone

Replying to @graf@poa.st

Vril Stancils' Top Goy :gunleft: :buceerad: :gunright:

Vril Stancils' Top Goy

@catmanmancat@poa.st remote

6w

@graf @Doll WEN BLUETOOTH EAR PHONE FOR PHONE CALLS OLD MAN.

Replying to @catmanmancat@poa.st

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@graf@poa.st remote

6w

@catmanmancat @Doll listen I *know* she calls me every day she's been doing it for a long time and she does it around the same times every time she calls during the day so I SHOULD have known better. I told her I'm going out to celebrate 10m posts on Poast so I just *know* she's going to call me when I'm at the bar because she always does

Replying to @graf@poa.st

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@Doll@decayable.ink remote

6w

What if, and this is gonna sound a little crazy but just stay with me here, what if ... you don't answer?

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@graf@poa.st remote

6w

@Doll @catmanmancat I would never not answer when she calls she's my favourite person unironically

Replying to @graf@poa.st

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@Doll@decayable.ink remote

6w

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JoshuaSlocum

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

6w

@graf @catmanmancat @Doll how close are we to 10 million

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@graf@poa.st remote

6w

@JoshuaSlocum @catmanmancat @Doll about 3000

Replying to @graf@poa.st

:pondering_orb: G P B :pondering_orb:

G P B

@The_Grand_Pooh_Bah@poa.st remote

6w

@graf @JoshuaSlocum @catmanmancat @Doll I really want the 10 milllionth to be "nigger"

Replying to @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah@poa.st

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@graf@poa.st remote

6w

@The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @JoshuaSlocum @catmanmancat @Doll it'll be something gay like "Rei is best girl"

Replying to @graf@poa.st

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@Doll@decayable.ink remote

6w

I'm hoping for some hyperviolent nazi's fool-proof sourdough recipe.

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@graf@poa.st remote

6w

@Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat it all begins with the starter, doll. without a good starter your bread aint shit

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@Doll@decayable.ink remote

6w

I agree, let's start a 3000-post hellbread about it.

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JoshuaSlocum

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

6w

@Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat i make bread in cast iron loaf pans and anybody who doesn't is queer

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@graf@poa.st remote

6w

@JoshuaSlocum @Doll @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat I bake boule in a cast iron Dutch oven does that count

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JoshuaSlocum

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

6w

@graf @Doll @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat all bread baking is good, i will die on this completely uncontroversial hill

Replying to @JoshuaSlocum@poa.st

:allyourbase::papyrus_u_s::papyrus_l_t::papyrus_l_o::papyrus_l_n::papyrus_l_e::papyrus_l_r::papyrus_7::papyrus_1::papyrus_3::windmilloffriendship:

@stoner713@poa.st remote

6w

@JoshuaSlocum @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat what a wussy with your specially pans, just use a dutch oven like a man

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JoshuaSlocum

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

6w

@stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat i like sliced bread that is shaped like sliced bread and isn't a geometry problem when it comes time to make a sandwich

Replying to @JoshuaSlocum@poa.st

:allyourbase::papyrus_u_s::papyrus_l_t::papyrus_l_o::papyrus_l_n::papyrus_l_e::papyrus_l_r::papyrus_7::papyrus_1::papyrus_3::windmilloffriendship:

@stoner713@poa.st remote

6w

@JoshuaSlocum @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat so, you're saying math is hard for you?

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JoshuaSlocum

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

6w

@stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat my dutch oven is like 7 quarts, i'd need a scimitar for a bread knife

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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st remote

6w

@JoshuaSlocum @stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat Found it in the wife's work shop, needs to be re seasoned.

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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st remote

6w

@JoshuaSlocum @stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat Not some screen grab, fuck you I will turn most things into a meal!

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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st remote

6w

@JoshuaSlocum @stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat Yea, I have more saws then chainsaw the chainsaw predator on fedi, just another out building we have to and will share. Tools, more tools, chicken stuff, beer fridge due to reasons, rolls of plastic, microwave, just an old 14X20 shed with a 240 volt 50 amp feed.

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@Doll@decayable.ink remote

6w

... is it weird that I read this to a backing beat? Are you dropping blue-collar bars right now?

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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st remote

6w

@Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @graf @stoner713 Doll...you have no idea of the stuff I have been hoarding.

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@graf@poa.st remote

6w

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @stoner713 What's on that Hewlett Packard on the top shelf

Replying to @graf@poa.st

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st remote

6w

@graf @Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @stoner713 Bet you don't have a windows 95 machine.

Replying to @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@graf@poa.st remote

6w

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @stoner713 I used NT. I have an NT 4 workstation. But I went from NT4 to caldera openlinux to freebsd to Gentoo. I've been using Gentoo since

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@Doll@decayable.ink remote

6w

Wow, rude. 😤

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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st remote

6w

@Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @graf @stoner713 How am I rude nigger?

Replying to @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st

JoshuaSlocum

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

6w

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @Doll @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @graf @stoner713 you're flipping off a completely innocent microwave

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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st remote

6w

@JoshuaSlocum @Doll @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @graf @stoner713 They are not innocent! Have you seen my California degenerate hippy lettuce collection?

Replying to @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st

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@Doll@decayable.ink remote

6w

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@graf@poa.st remote

6w

@Doll @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @stoner713 He burnt out his logic receptors with the devil's lettuce or whatever

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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st remote

6w

@graf @Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @stoner713 Graf you negro! I still have a working apple 2gs and I am not afraid to use it!

Replying to @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@graf@poa.st remote

6w

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @stoner713 Gonna play where in the world is Carmen sandiego?

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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st remote

6w

@graf @Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @stoner713 Yes! But we need to start small where is she in the US first?

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:asukaPout: Shinji Stancil :gentoo: :pbr:

Shinji Stancil

@TeaTootler@poa.st remote

6w

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @graf @Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @stoner713

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@Doll@decayable.ink remote

6w

Even the devil wouldn't treat his lettuce like that. This is just depressing.

Replying to @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st remote

6w

@JoshuaSlocum @Doll @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @graf @stoner713 When I get drunk, really drunk I will smoke some and goto bed.

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Armadillo Rancher

Armadillo Rancher

@ArmadilloRancher@nicecrew.digital remote

6w

*Window unit air conditioner

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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st remote

6w

@ArmadilloRancher @JoshuaSlocum @Doll @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @graf @stoner713 And? It was built twenty years ago! Still standing and warm as ever, with wife's chickens. Its now a chicken hospital!

Replying to @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@graf@poa.st remote

6w

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @ArmadilloRancher @JoshuaSlocum @Doll @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @stoner713 2500 poasts to 10 million btw

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Winged Hussar

Winged Hussar

@wingedhussar@poa.st remote

6w

@graf @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @ArmadilloRancher @JoshuaSlocum @Doll @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @stoner713 10 millilonth poast better be nigger

Replying to @wingedhussar@poa.st

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@graf@poa.st remote

6w

@wingedhussar @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @ArmadilloRancher @JoshuaSlocum @Doll @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @stoner713 I can't guarantee you will get it but I will cheer you on, nigger 🪄

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@Doll@decayable.ink remote

6w

If it's a tower, I will absolutely bust a hole in that shit. Fair warning.

Replying to @wingedhussar@poa.st

Armadillo Rancher

Armadillo Rancher

@ArmadilloRancher@nicecrew.digital remote

6w

NCD's One millionth post was "Ballsack".

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Hoosierborean King

Hoosierborean King

@madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital remote

6w

swap the letters and oyu get sallback