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@catmanmancat@poa.st remote

@catmanmancat not *my* mom no
she called me while i was driving to the grocery store yesterday rocking out to Ministry and I had my phone paired to the radio so I had to talk to her like one of those old people while sitting in a parking lot

Vril Stancils' Top Goy

@graf Holy shit. That's not supposed to happen until late 40's.

You speed-running this?

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@catmanmancat i'm strangely okay with it. she talks *a lot* so it's like being read to. all I have to do is say uh huh, yeah etc every couple mins and offer advice once or twice

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... are you podcasting, bro? 🧐

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@catmanmancat@poa.st remote

@Doll @catmanmancat felt like I was while sitting in the durango in a parking lot yesterday trying to keep the volume low so people didn't hear me using the car audio for fucking speakerphone

Vril Stancils' Top Goy

@graf @Doll WEN BLUETOOTH EAR PHONE FOR PHONE CALLS OLD MAN.

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@catmanmancat @Doll listen I *know* she calls me every day she's been doing it for a long time and she does it around the same times every time she calls during the day so I SHOULD have known better. I told her I'm going out to celebrate 10m posts on Poast so I just *know* she's going to call me when I'm at the bar because she always does

JoshuaSlocum

@graf @catmanmancat @Doll how close are we to 10 million

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@The_Grand_Pooh_Bah@poa.st remote

@JoshuaSlocum @catmanmancat @Doll about 3000

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@graf @JoshuaSlocum @catmanmancat @Doll I really want the 10 milllionth to be "nigger"

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@The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @JoshuaSlocum @catmanmancat @Doll it'll be something gay like "Rei is best girl"

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I'm hoping for some hyperviolent nazi's fool-proof sourdough recipe.

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@Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat it all begins with the starter, doll. without a good starter your bread aint shit

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I agree, let's start a 3000-post hellbread about it.

JoshuaSlocum

@Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat i make bread in cast iron loaf pans and anybody who doesn't is queer

:allyourbase::papyrus_u_s::papyrus_l_t::papyrus_l_o::papyrus_l_n::papyrus_l_e::papyrus_l_r::papyrus_7::papyrus_1::papyrus_3::windmilloffriendship:

@stoner713@poa.st remote

@JoshuaSlocum @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat what a wussy with your specially pans, just use a dutch oven like a man

JoshuaSlocum

@stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat i like sliced bread that is shaped like sliced bread and isn't a geometry problem when it comes time to make a sandwich

@stoner713@poa.st remote

@JoshuaSlocum @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat so, you're saying math is hard for you?

JoshuaSlocum

@stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat my dutch oven is like 7 quarts, i'd need a scimitar for a bread knife

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@JoshuaSlocum @stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat Found it in the wife's work shop, needs to be re seasoned.

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@JoshuaSlocum @stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat Not some screen grab, fuck you I will turn most things into a meal!

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@JoshuaSlocum @stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat Yea, I have more saws then chainsaw the chainsaw predator on fedi, just another out building we have to and will share. Tools, more tools, chicken stuff, beer fridge due to reasons, rolls of plastic, microwave, just an old 14X20 shed with a 240 volt 50 amp feed.

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... is it weird that I read this to a backing beat? Are you dropping blue-collar bars right now?

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @graf @stoner713 Doll...you have no idea of the stuff I have been hoarding.

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@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @stoner713 What's on that Hewlett Packard on the top shelf

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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@graf @Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @stoner713 Bet you don't have a windows 95 machine.

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