I type solitaire in the windows start menu and it just searches the internet with fucking bing
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I type solitaire in the windows start menu and it just searches the internet with fucking bing
alexa this is so sad, please nuke india
@Ghislaine windows start menu three years from now:
"solitaire"
โฃป Thinking....
okay here we go, the user typed "Solitaire".
Solitaire refers to a category of single-player card games, most commonly Klondike Solitaire, where the goal is to organize cards into foundation piles by suit and in ascending order. The game requires a blend of skill and luck, with many variations available.ย
I should probably think about how to implement this in web assembly. Solitaire is a card game so I need a database of available cards. I should make a JSON object that has all the available permutations of suits and ranks...
Wait, this is a popular game so it is probably available on the internet
->searched 13215 websites
I found 27 games available on the Windows Store.
This one looks the best:
Lootbox Solitaire Gacha by IndiaCorp. It has 314 reviews and sits at 4.8 stars.
Downloading......
stdout: "{msgtype: "requirements_not_met_error", description: "This application is not available for your device", missing_device_features: ["TPM 3.0", "Cloud Secure Application Loader", "Microsoft WinForms Targeted Advertising Service"]}
Oh, I see the problem now! This is a common problem with unregistered softwa
[User aborted]
>get charged $1.23 in cloud inference costs
"solitaire"
โฃป Thinking....
okay here we go, the user typed "Solitaire".
Solitaire refers to a category of single-player card games, most commonly Klondike Solitaire, where the goal is to organize cards into foundation piles by suit and in ascending order. The game requires a blend of skill and luck, with many variations available.ย
I should probably think about how to implement this in web assembly. Solitaire is a card game so I need a database of available cards. I should make a JSON object that has all the available permutations of suits and ranks...
Wait, this is a popular game so it is probably available on the internet
->searched 13215 websites
I found 27 games available on the Windows Store.
This one looks the best:
Lootbox Solitaire Gacha by IndiaCorp. It has 314 reviews and sits at 4.8 stars.
Downloading......
stdout: "{msgtype: "requirements_not_met_error", description: "This application is not available for your device", missing_device_features: ["TPM 3.0", "Cloud Secure Application Loader", "Microsoft WinForms Targeted Advertising Service"]}
Oh, I see the problem now! This is a common problem with unregistered softwa
[User aborted]
>get charged $1.23 in cloud inference costs