Pork chops with a citrus glaze, mashed sweet potatoes and over cooked asparagus π mostly delicious
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Beautiful, but please remove the weeds
Asparagus is amazing π€
Roasted with some oil and garlic, then sprinkled with Parmesan.
This has to fall into the cilantro gene area, that shit is nasty. No sprinkling of cheese can help it. Also, Parmesan has issues as well.
Asparagus tongued my pee hole
Yall squirting in here?
Yall are gross π€
*scrolls up
Youβre the one who posted ditch weed
π€ *fence weed
im here for the squirt show?
π€·ββοΈ its just hump tongueing peepees
Normal Thursday morning I suppose
>hump enjoying peepees
>normal Thursday
Wtf is wrong with yall zoo folk
>normal Thursday
Wtf is wrong with yall zoo folk
We don't eat ball grass. π€
π¬ I know, yall just lick it
Zoo things since you mentioned it, I have woke up at 3:30 and found a full glass of bourbon and soda next to the bed that i apparently thought I needed last night. Iβve just now finished it and considering driving to the lake before morning traffic
I just ate a ton of food and finished watching....
>ton of food
You are making this too easy hump
You are making this too easy hump
I'm a fucking pig. I started with 8 eggs.
Seriously tho, is this worth watching
Never mind. Fuck
The night before their high school graduation, Jessie and her friends are guided by a βFind My iPhoneβ app to recover her lost device from a house whose demented tenants are hell bent on making her a flesh and blood member of the family
I gotta horror movie:
Judge walks out of the courtroom after sentencing some migrant stabbing murderer to 3 minutes of community service with a speech about how he's The Real Victim.
Getting out of his car at night, figure appears from the bushes... BAM, judge gotta collar on his neck.
> Do not attempt to remove, tampering will result in immediate detonation.
Computer tells him he's got 2 hours to live, but by opening a wifi hotspot it will be extended to 8. But he should call police and family first, the only way to unlock the collar will be to make a payment in crypto.
Once the hotspot goes live, audio from the collar gets streamed out over the internet. Police and Men In Black hand-wringing about whether to drop 20mn$ to save the guy's life or not. Kids listening to the audio stream and gambling on whether they're gonna pay or not...
WELCOME TO THE REVOLUTION MOTHERFUCKER
Judge walks out of the courtroom after sentencing some migrant stabbing murderer to 3 minutes of community service with a speech about how he's The Real Victim.
Getting out of his car at night, figure appears from the bushes... BAM, judge gotta collar on his neck.
> Do not attempt to remove, tampering will result in immediate detonation.
Computer tells him he's got 2 hours to live, but by opening a wifi hotspot it will be extended to 8. But he should call police and family first, the only way to unlock the collar will be to make a payment in crypto.
Once the hotspot goes live, audio from the collar gets streamed out over the internet. Police and Men In Black hand-wringing about whether to drop 20mn$ to save the guy's life or not. Kids listening to the audio stream and gambling on whether they're gonna pay or not...
WELCOME TO THE REVOLUTION MOTHERFUCKER
I wanted to make one about a guy who was trooned as a child taking revenge on his parents, teachers, doctors etc by putting them through various tortures, hormone shots with subsequent amputations of breasts, and removal of genitalia, etc.
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I would just fold that in as a sub-plot.
You've got a "teacher" standing up in a makeshift classroom saying:
T: The first rule is, we are a Charitable Volunteer Organization. We don't talk about illegal shit, we don't do illegal shit. Because number one, the hills have eyes, and the regime will pay a good price for evidence of someone doing something illegal. But number two, revolution ain't all glory. For every one guy at the tip of the spear, there's 100 guys shoveling the dirt to keep that mission alive.
S: This is bullshit, look at me, look what they did to me, I'm not gonna last much longer like this, and the only thing I want before I'm gone is to make these motherfuckers pay.
T: Well young buck, you may get your chance, but it's not gonna be here, and it's not gonna come from me.
You've got a "teacher" standing up in a makeshift classroom saying:
T: The first rule is, we are a Charitable Volunteer Organization. We don't talk about illegal shit, we don't do illegal shit. Because number one, the hills have eyes, and the regime will pay a good price for evidence of someone doing something illegal. But number two, revolution ain't all glory. For every one guy at the tip of the spear, there's 100 guys shoveling the dirt to keep that mission alive.
S: This is bullshit, look at me, look what they did to me, I'm not gonna last much longer like this, and the only thing I want before I'm gone is to make these motherfuckers pay.
T: Well young buck, you may get your chance, but it's not gonna be here, and it's not gonna come from me.
@Humpleupagus @cjd @NotoriousDOG @Dudebro @Evil_Bender @Omega_Variant @SarahGation I think that happened in sleepaway camp.