he's prolly gay straight men don't friends with girls, there's only two types of girls for straight men, his girl or a girl he wants to make his girl. if he's single
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50i dreamed about the chubby chick that works at dollar general while i was waking up.
π²
she aint' goth far as i know,
@madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @NoDoxGregBrady I was trying to think of the chick I was dreaming about recently but I forgot so I just poasted that
i don't dream, unless i'm literally about to wake up
so i'm always like "why the fuck am i thinking about that fat chick?"
so i'm always like "why the fuck am i thinking about that fat chick?"
You always have this fat chick dream?
@The_Almighty_Kek @madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @NoDoxGregBrady @suquili Guys I think he might like that fat chick
i think you like a fat chick
@madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @NoDoxGregBrady @suquili I wish, that would be slightly less bad than very bad demongirl 
fat demon girl
@madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @NoDoxGregBrady @suquili FAT DEMONGIRL?!?
@King_Noticer @madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @NoDoxGregBrady @suquili she will be jogged
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@graf @HonkHonkBoom @Groomschild @King_Noticer @madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @NoDoxGregBrady @suquili ehem @putrid hint hint nigga
@Twoinchdestroya @graf @HonkHonkBoom @Groomschild @King_Noticer @madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @NoDoxGregBrady @suquili make the eyes green with brown heterochromia then its me
@putrid @Twoinchdestroya @graf @Groomschild @King_Noticer @madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @NoDoxGregBrady @suquili
@HonkHonkBoom @putrid @Twoinchdestroya @Groomschild @King_Noticer @madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @NoDoxGregBrady @suquili shes doin this to me tonight
@putrid @HonkHonkBoom @Twoinchdestroya @Groomschild @King_Noticer @madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @NoDoxGregBrady @suquili im listening to dimmu borgir ur probbaly listening to trap or house music or some gay shit ur the coward
i'm listening to this band that was made by the drummer of blind guardian witht he guy from persuader cuz he sounds like hansi from blind guardian, and they made a band that sounds like old blind guardian, it's pretty crazy and good
@madcuzbad @graf @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @Twoinchdestroya @suquili my favorite bands r underoath brand new title fight citizen jinjer swans and turnover
i dunno who any of those are
what gnre is it?
@madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @Twoinchdestroya @graf @suquili how have u not heard of underoath or brand new u guys are old as shit
i make it no secret that i'm turning 40 this year, i don't give a shit.
@madcuzbad @putrid @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @Twoinchdestroya @suquili I pulled a grey hair out of my chest with my finger nail earlier. We are going to die soon bro
i got a couple greys that show up in my sideburns from time to time, but that's bout it.
@madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @Twoinchdestroya @putrid @suquili my beard is absolutely fucking packed with them dude like I'm half grey now almost
@graf @madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @Twoinchdestroya @suquili ive had both grey and white im polski witchermaxxing
@putrid @madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @Twoinchdestroya @suquili yea on purpose mine come from these niggas on here stressmaxxing me 24/7 for 5 years
@graf @madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @Twoinchdestroya @suquili yeah but i want my hair to turn white eventually mmmmm yummy
i don't think about it, i don't really care if i go bald or turn grey or w/e but my family always looks a decade younger than they actually are at least.
i feel 40
@madcuzbad @putrid @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @Twoinchdestroya @suquili I feel way older for sure I've felt 40 since I turned maybe 25 lmfao
@graf @madcuzbad @putrid @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @Twoinchdestroya @suquili This is a 40 year old man btw, cheer up.
@graf @madcuzbad @putrid @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @Twoinchdestroya @suquili Look how happy he is!
@graf @madcuzbad @putrid @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @Twoinchdestroya @suquili Unsure, Ralph looks to be more her husband at this point given how he has a bum knee he is too broke to get fixed.
@William_The_Dragonborn @graf @madcuzbad @putrid @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @Twoinchdestroya @suquili does anyone remember when I felt sorry for him years ago? I still don't want anyone to die, but that aged like milk. I hope she steals his dysfunctional kidneys
@OeakEyDoork @William_The_Dragonborn @graf @madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @Twoinchdestroya @suquili i want a lot of people to die
@putrid @OeakEyDoork @William_The_Dragonborn @madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @Twoinchdestroya @suquili including me because im so old
yea me too, then i can go to heaven and s top suffering finally.
@madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @Twoinchdestroya @William_The_Dragonborn @putrid @suquili maybe they can euthanize us like the capybara and the tapir brother you can be the cabybara cuz im the uglier one
i thought owl was the only one that hated capybaras
@koropokkur @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @madcuzbad @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @Twoinchdestroya @William_The_Dragonborn @graf @putrid @suquili it depends on what Owl is On on that night
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50i don't love anyone
@madcuzbad @Twoinchdestroya @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @koropokkur @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @William_The_Dragonborn @putrid @suquili if you could love somebody, would you love me as a friend no homo?
i was driving, and no, random internet stranger.
i know who and who don't think i'm a dickhead.
i only speak english, foreign insults won't mean shit to me.
@putrid @madcuzbad @OeakEyDoork @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @koropokkur @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @Twoinchdestroya @William_The_Dragonborn @suquili im going to make you speak polish curse words at me later
@Twoinchdestroya @putrid @madcuzbad @OeakEyDoork @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @koropokkur @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @William_The_Dragonborn @suquili pov: polish girl is moaning kurwa to you on the phone
@madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @koropokkur @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @Twoinchdestroya @William_The_Dragonborn @putrid @suquili the other night I was half awake on lorazepam and I didn't want to start typing messages so I just sent a voice clip and then 10 mins later she was reading me the timeline. best way to basically fall asleep ngl
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@animegothicgirl88 @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @koropokkur @madcuzbad @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @Twoinchdestroya @William_The_Dragonborn @putrid @suquili I'm sharing my personal VPN with her so we can be a family on steam and share steam libraries rn
shes mia alot lately.
dan left her all by her lonesome...
fuggin hulson
dan left her all by her lonesome...
fuggin hulson
@graf @koropokkur @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @animegothicgirl88 @madcuzbad @1nter4ri @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @William_The_Dragonborn @putrid @suquili I'm sorry graf, i tried reaching out to precious, but no response
@Twoinchdestroya @koropokkur @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @animegothicgirl88 @madcuzbad @1nter4ri @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @William_The_Dragonborn @putrid @suquili I also reached out to hulson and no response
@Twoinchdestroya @koropokkur @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @animegothicgirl88 @madcuzbad @1nter4ri @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @William_The_Dragonborn @putrid @suquili it was delivered to his phone so his phone is on, he just never opened it. hope everythings okay. too many people dying around here lately
@graf @koropokkur @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @animegothicgirl88 @madcuzbad @1nter4ri @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @William_The_Dragonborn @putrid @suquili it's unfortunate that he and i parted on bad terms
what did you do to get on bad terms with dan?
ffs, man!
ffs, man!
@koropokkur @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @animegothicgirl88 @madcuzbad @1nter4ri @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @William_The_Dragonborn @graf @putrid @suquili I kept on jabbing him by calling him a White nigger whenever he mocked me. Then when he kicked in the gay dog abusers head in, he was overly stressed that he might go back to jail, he didn't need my dumbass to come in and say it again.
After that, we had a bad argument on the timeline. Ending with him disappearing
After that, we had a bad argument on the timeline. Ending with him disappearing
@Twoinchdestroya @koropokkur @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @animegothicgirl88 @madcuzbad @1nter4ri @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @William_The_Dragonborn @graf @putrid @suquili I stopped interacting with him as much when his womanizing started to get really over the top in every single thread he was in that also happened to have a woman in it. I'm no saint but goddamn. I didn't really have any ill will though. Hope he's doing alright.
Didn't even know you two had an argument.
Didn't even know you two had an argument.
@putrid @Twoinchdestroya @koropokkur @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @animegothicgirl88 @madcuzbad @1nter4ri @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @William_The_Dragonborn @graf @suquili I don't know anything about him off platform.
@Eiswald @Twoinchdestroya @koropokkur @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @animegothicgirl88 @madcuzbad @1nter4ri @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @William_The_Dragonborn @graf @suquili oh i just read the person in the threads bio earlier and it said dan hulson was her husband so
@koropokkur @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @animegothicgirl88 @madcuzbad @1nter4ri @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @Twoinchdestroya @William_The_Dragonborn @graf @putrid @suquili She's been MIA for over two weeks now. π
@Twoinchdestroya @Eiswald @koropokkur @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @animegothicgirl88 @madcuzbad @1nter4ri @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @William_The_Dragonborn @putrid @suquili yeah and im goin out for a pack of smokes
@Eiswald @koropokkur @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @animegothicgirl88 @madcuzbad @1nter4ri @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @Twoinchdestroya @William_The_Dragonborn @graf @suquili are they together or not bro i need context idk these people
@putrid @Eiswald @koropokkur @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @animegothicgirl88 @madcuzbad @1nter4ri @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @William_The_Dragonborn @graf @suquili there was once a user who compiled all the joke family trees
@putrid @Eiswald @koropokkur @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @animegothicgirl88 @madcuzbad @1nter4ri @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @William_The_Dragonborn @graf @suquili he had a huge fight with nicecrew, then nuked his account and left the internet as a whole
@Twoinchdestroya @Eiswald @koropokkur @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @animegothicgirl88 @madcuzbad @1nter4ri @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @William_The_Dragonborn @graf @suquili is that another instance or whatever its called
@putrid @Eiswald @koropokkur @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @animegothicgirl88 @madcuzbad @1nter4ri @Groomschild @HonkHonkBoom @King_Noticer @NoDoxGregBrady @OeakEyDoork @William_The_Dragonborn @graf @suquili yes, probably the second biggest in this space