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I can't be sexually attracted to a woman unless I feel like there is a non-zero chance she might stab me

Oh hell, just go for a Puerto Rican then

@Dagnar @CobaltSasquatch @dictatordave If she needs to shave her back, she's not for me.

Reminds of the Snow Offwhite catastrophe from last year.

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@NoDoxGregBrady @Dagnar @CobaltSasquatch >look at me, i'm the snow white now

The off chance of getting stabbed and constantly keeping one eye open while sleeping is part of the adventure.

This man gets it. Life is sweeter when you're being hunted

I consider it a system of checks and balances in a marriage. Have control, but go to far and get Caesared. Keeps you on your toes.

On my end, she seems like the type to work with you on a lot of things.

I will share this story because everyone involved is now dead

My Grandfather and Grandmother had a fight when my Dad was about 8 years old. My Grandfather told my Grandmother he was leaving, and started packing. Grandma pulled a pearl handled .38 on him. He did not in fact leave.

@CobaltSasquatch @ChairmanO15 @Dagnar @NoDoxGregBrady i like your grandma's dedication
based broad

She was, I miss her almost every day

That sounds like something my grandmother on my dads side would have done. She took 'til death do us part
' to heart.