my local is opening at 6am lets go
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1sorry in advance when im drunk and incoherent at noon i promise its not my fault, im a sensitive middle aged man
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@graf i think i'll day drink too today
@milk I told my exs mom on friday night she had to babysit me this morning but I don't want to go that far to get shitfaced because I'd have to get a hotel and that's too much when I can just get shitfaced local and take an uber or make my brother drive me home
@graf graf, use Summon MILF instead
@milk I just pick up my phone and tell her I'm going to pick her up for drinks and normally it works 🦺 Friday night one of her other daughters was outside when I dropped her off at like 130am and I got eyeballed I think bc I was driving a brand new pickup
cant decide if i want full english since they are serving breakfast at my local or if I want to get mcd or something bc im pretty hungry rn 
@graf McD soaks up the booze better
@BillingtonYVR better than pub food?
@graf Pub is better. Plus you can watch the game.
The whole fucking country is up drinking beer right now....
The whole fucking country is up drinking beer right now....
@graf You imagine how much blow was sold in Canada last night? (This morning etc?)
@graf I bet my grandma is up doing bumps in the nursing home.
@BillingtonYVR Best I can do is offer you mushrooms
@graf I'm good.
Cheers tho
Cheers tho
@BillingtonYVR Edmonton bar is empty on the tv BILLINGTON
@graf I'm not there. Lol
Which bar?
Which bar?
@BillingtonYVR I dunno it was on the tele
@graf They allowed to fight in Olympics?