my local is opening at 6am lets go
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4sorry in advance when im drunk and incoherent at noon i promise its not my fault, im a sensitive middle aged man
@graf i think i'll day drink too today
@milk I told my exs mom on friday night she had to babysit me this morning but I don't want to go that far to get shitfaced because I'd have to get a hotel and that's too much when I can just get shitfaced local and take an uber or make my brother drive me home
@graf graf, use Summon MILF instead
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@milk I just pick up my phone and tell her I'm going to pick her up for drinks and normally it works 🦺 Friday night one of her other daughters was outside when I dropped her off at like 130am and I got eyeballed I think bc I was driving a brand new pickup