Fellas what do we think about me stopping for a cheeky pint or two at me local while I'm out getting other things
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>they have Simpsons on the tv
@TeaTootler coded guaranteed pussy in this pub fr
@TeaTootler coded guaranteed pussy in this pub fr
Shinji Stancil 
@graf place i was at had anime on adult swim and i didn't get any
@TeaTootler You need to display your knowledge of anime for the cute stinky NEET girls to come out
@graf i don't know man every fucking bar is full of couples where are the young bitches hiding at
@TeaTootler There's one half in the bag sitting 5 seats down the bar from me. Want her number?
@graf i'm just going to keep chugging away, eventually if i spend all my time outside trying to find girls i'll cum upon something
@TeaTootler Just don't hit the girl because you'll end up in jail overnight
@jeffcliff @TeaTootler Wait. Tylenol = covid?
@jeffcliff @TeaTootler It's too late Jeff the damage is done
Should I get a firehouse sub on my way home?
Should I get a firehouse sub on my way home?
i dont know how you guys eat fast food.
i get it that yer still young, but damn, yer just throwin cash away.
i get it that yer still young, but damn, yer just throwin cash away.
@jeffcliff @TeaTootler I'm in the mood for fuckin so now what jeff
@graf @jeffcliff i am a weak man and hungry for desert
Health over money.
Straight up poison
Straight up poison
@jeffcliff @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler Subway bread contained ingredients found in yoga mats. They've changed the formulation since but for a while you were literally eating yoga mats
Is that how people who ate Subway stayed so skinny?
@jeffcliff @matty @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler Is that you, Jared?
@jeffcliff @RJ805 @koropokkur @matty @TeaTootler >was
so you let yourself go? or he got swole as fuck for all them lolis when he gets sprung in 2029?
so you let yourself go? or he got swole as fuck for all them lolis when he gets sprung in 2029?
@jeffcliff @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler unironically firehouse subs slap the shit out of jared fogel tier yoga mat and deli meat that only contains 50% meat
@jeffcliff @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler SORRY I should clarify the CHICKEN only contains 43.6% chicken DNA
@jeffcliff @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler soy apparently. CBC marketplace did DNA testing on a bunch of fast food meats https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/marketplace-chicken-f...
@jeffcliff @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler this was unironically surprising to me
>McDonald's Country Chicken - Grilled averaged 84.9 per cent chicken DNA
mcd has been getting progressively "better" when it comes to its competitors for a lot of stuff, especially the coffee (had one this morning on my way into toronto btw)
>McDonald's Country Chicken - Grilled averaged 84.9 per cent chicken DNA
mcd has been getting progressively "better" when it comes to its competitors for a lot of stuff, especially the coffee (had one this morning on my way into toronto btw)
@vriska @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler @jeffcliff I will never set foot in subway again even if the bread smells epic in the morning when I drive past
last time i got subway it was because work gave me a giftcard so it was p much free to me
still felt like i got scammed
still felt like i got scammed
@vriska @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler @jeffcliff My ancestors hunted animals and eachother, can you say the same imperial?
@vriska @Paultron @jeffcliff @TeaTootler @koropokkur @RJ805 if the chicken only contains 50% chicken DNA I'm worried about what the fuck kind of DNA the veggie sub contains
@vriska @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler @jeffcliff About 5 years ago
@vriska @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler @jeffcliff don't worry I'll be back up north this summer maybe for most of it, somebody to go with me permitting
@jeffcliff @vriska @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler Here you can't fish all the rivers and lakes have runoff from industry. You have to find freshwater, something up in muskokas or somewhere
@jeffcliff @RJ805 @vriska @koropokkur @TeaTootler hoping to be there most of the summer, will tell them you send your regards
@jeffcliff @graf @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler Underrated imo. But do not tell @elftummy !
@Will2Power @jeffcliff @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler @elftummy mcd coffee is goated it's not even a competition. tim hortons fumbled the bag then hired the most disgusting people on the planet to tend to their stores. never going back there, either
elftummy
@Will2Power @jeffcliff @graf @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler I don't like mcd coffee. Too acidic.
@elftummy @Will2Power @jeffcliff @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler Not here, they got the old supplier for tim hortons beans. Shit goes hard
@graf @Will2Power @jeffcliff @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler I'll have to try it next time I'm up norf
Do they still serve all day breakfast?
American McD coffee comes primarily from Central & South America. They focus on bulk and consistency rather than flavor.
I've had some great Columbian beans my friend brought when he visited
The stuff they serve the locals is leaps & bounds better than the export quality shit
Do they still serve all day breakfast?
American McD coffee comes primarily from Central & South America. They focus on bulk and consistency rather than flavor.
I've had some great Columbian beans my friend brought when he visited
The stuff they serve the locals is leaps & bounds better than the export quality shit
@elftummy @Will2Power @jeffcliff @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler Not all of them do, the one closest to my house with the white kids working at it does so does the one close to my moms house
@graf @Will2Power @jeffcliff @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler America got rid of it in 2020. I was last in Canada in 2022 and they still had it out west in AB. The quality was better than US McD Breakfast too
I think I had a BLT + Egg McMuffin, something not available in the US
I think I had a BLT + Egg McMuffin, something not available in the US
@vriska @graf @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler @jeffcliff This is one of the takes of all times
ive realized the best mcd brekkies are usually found on the interstates. theyre constantly slammed so the ingredients are always fresh af. best sausage i ever had was off i-80 in iowa.
i was like 15 and i still remember it being one of the best sausage/egg mcmuffins i ever had.
i was like 15 and i still remember it being one of the best sausage/egg mcmuffins i ever had.
@koropokkur @elftummy @RJ805 @TeaTootler @Will2Power @jeffcliff the one closest to my house actually fries the eggs on the cooktop like they all used to. watched them do it the last time I was there and was surprised
they didnt have the griddle with the lid that comes down?
just slappin eggos on a flattop?
just slappin eggos on a flattop?
@koropokkur @RJ805 @TeaTootler @Will2Power @elftummy @jeffcliff they had little cups they put down on the cook top and cracked the eggs in them then flipped that ring after like 30 seconds or something
mcd shit is all proprietary gear.
so i can see an independent having a griddle go down and just buying a flattop for a few grand instead of buying the mcd autogriddler with all sorts of gadgetry for like 10-20k
so i can see an independent having a griddle go down and just buying a flattop for a few grand instead of buying the mcd autogriddler with all sorts of gadgetry for like 10-20k
yeah. the ring molds are really all they need. those mcd griddles have timers and temp settings for diff meats according to the menu.
cost a bunch but they are idiot proof.
cost a bunch but they are idiot proof.
@koropokkur @graf @RJ805 @Will2Power @elftummy @jeffcliff McDonald’s coffee ☕️ in the US was supplied by green mountain early on, but after they got bought by keurig I think it switched
@vriska @TizzoHeavy @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler @jeffcliff how fine grained does this get. if we kill niggers does this make us racist? killed gays? so we're homophobic now?
@vriska @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler @TizzoHeavy @jeffcliff That you've seen
@vriska @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler @TizzoHeavy @jeffcliff I bet you've never even had a pint with John Labatt. Disgusting
@vriska @RJ805 @koropokkur @TeaTootler @TizzoHeavy @jeffcliff Imagine not booze cruising with Tim Horton himself