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Just stop trying to cheer people up. It's taken me a long time to break some of these meat sacks down.

Go suck a butt frank

adding kiki to the list

You "people" and your ambiguous emotes.

No

Gunna slap that against your cheeks you keep talking shit

Don't threaten me with a good time, plus you're getting off track. This is the make Fronder cry thread

i have no regrets for turning this into a hellthread

somebody say captain morgan is sober on a fridey night?

Maybe he's volunteering at a Whites only charity tomorrow. Cut the captain some slack

I thought he lived with the golden girls. Only drink there is metamucil and tea

How much $ do I gotta give so jonny can't block me

Joanie, don't baby that man. Jonny is a self-admitted nigger-lover.

But I miss my puka shell drenched forbidden lover

I am vomit.

Finally. I thought i was the only one.

You're not, I'm standing here waving my arms around yelling for jonny to look at me 🤮

Nobody likes the pickme girl Joan.

Joanie has plans for Jonny. We all do.

Joan is The One......with the current world record for the most drunk Jonny replies to a single post (42).

This is still standing? Man..

Well, Jonny is currently forbidden by the Golden Girls from drinking rum. The boxed wine he is allowed to drink just isn't conducive to producing any drunken rants.

Jonny the Gigolo. He calls it subletting.

I bet Jonny is their maid. The live-in help of the Golden Girls.

He 'helps' alright. I hope they ask him to do chores and sit around watching him lift things and grasp stuff. Aren't women at peak horniness in their 80s or some shit 🤣

Are you feeding the mom jokes, Joan?? Lol

I'm being gentle so jonny doesn't run away into the forest

I imagine him as a nimble woodland creature, stopping here and there to inspect curious little sprouts and communicate with the fauna

HOLY SHIT!! ❤️❤️

How about "Rummy Smurf"?

The flip flops and patch on his hat are 🔥🔥

That sink is really blue.

Jonny's light fixtures never have shades or globes.

I get that though. Its a pain in the ass to take them off and put them back on . Its easier just to leave them off.

lazy

Guys will get a mechanics light on a cord and nail it to a wall and call it the dining room fixture

Yeah and I'm tired of pretending I wouldn't

my ex's mom left some baking for me in my fridge the other morning before she left to go home and tonight she text me "You didn't mention anything about [the baked items]! Does that mean they were not edible???" I love women and stuff like this makes me laugh when I see it because it doesn't matter how old you guys are or anything like that, you always need validation and its cute

Lmfao , the shit is embarrassing but thanks for understanding. If someone doesn't tell me everything's ok I'm gonna get stuck walking into a corner for 3 hours