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go to hell you stupid nigger.
i'm NOT fucking sorry for being me.
we know...you're quite irritable on account of khazarians...
anyone who actually noticed i don't talk about that all day or all the time, and i do have fun.
people say this shit about me like i'm some one note mother ufcker.
i was just making a call back ref to your old name cuz it was funny...sometimes people will take things out of context..
i think me and tyler's personalities just don't mesh that's all there is too it, i've tried to get along with him several times, and i just can't.
possible...i dont think he or matty like me all that much...not that i think they hate me...so i try to remember to give them more space...
KiKi You've literally been cool the whole time we've been here
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ำบ๊ฆศบ๊คา Leave Fronder alone Kiki!
Dis you
Just stop trying to cheer people up. It's taken me a long time to break some of these meat sacks down.
Go suck a butt frank 
adding kiki to the list
You "people" and your ambiguous emotes.
Can you even see them
No
Gunna slap that against your cheeks you keep talking shit
Don't threaten me with a good time, plus you're getting off track. This is the make Fronder cry thread
I lost
i have no regrets for turning this into a hellthread
Can't be a hellthread, you need to tag more people.
Iโm not in a position too drink rum tonight butโฆ
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somebody say captain morgan is sober on a fridey night?
Maybe he's volunteering at a Whites only charity tomorrow. Cut the captain some slack
I thought he lived with the golden girls. Only drink there is metamucil and tea
How much $ do I gotta give so jonny can't block me
Joanie, don't baby that man. Jonny is a self-admitted nigger-lover.
But I miss my puka shell drenched forbidden lover
I am vomit.
Finally. I thought i was the only one.
You're not, I'm standing here waving my arms around yelling for jonny to look at me ๐คฎ
Nobody likes the pickme girl Joan.
Joanie has plans for Jonny. We all do.
Joan is The One......with the current world record for the most drunk Jonny replies to a single post (42).
This is still standing? Man..
Well, Jonny is currently forbidden by the Golden Girls from drinking rum. The boxed wine he is allowed to drink just isn't conducive to producing any drunken rants.
Jonny the Gigolo. He calls it subletting.
Literally why they took him off the sauce
I bet Jonny is their maid. The live-in help of the Golden Girls.
He 'helps' alright. I hope they ask him to do chores and sit around watching him lift things and grasp stuff. Aren't women at peak horniness in their 80s or some shit ๐คฃ
Are you feeding the mom jokes, Joan?? Lol
I'm being gentle so jonny doesn't run away into the forest
How far away is this forest?
I'm not sure how far sober Jonny can run, but history (and arrest reports) show that drunk Jonny can only run about 30 yards.
I imagine him as a nimble woodland creature, stopping here and there to inspect curious little sprouts and communicate with the fauna
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42HOLY SHIT!! โค๏ธโค๏ธ
How about "Rummy Smurf"?
The flip flops and patch on his hat are ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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That sink is really blue.
Jonny's light fixtures never have shades or globes.
I get that though. Its a pain in the ass to take them off and put them back on . Its easier just to leave them off.
Guys will get a mechanics light on a cord and nail it to a wall and call it the dining room fixture
Yeah and I'm tired of pretending I wouldn't
I mean I'm going to talk shit about your ridiculous spool coffee table, but you guys are all pretty cool
my ex's mom left some baking for me in my fridge the other morning before she left to go home and tonight she text me "You didn't mention anything about [the baked items]! Does that mean they were not edible???" I love women and stuff like this makes me laugh when I see it because it doesn't matter how old you guys are or anything like that, you always need validation and its cute
Lmfao , the shit is embarrassing but thanks for understanding. If someone doesn't tell me everything's ok I'm gonna get stuck walking into a corner for 3 hours
she calls me like 3 or more times a day and I always soothe over even her most invalid of concerns. I get you guys. You can call me a womansayer (a soothsayer for women)
I'd straight hate women if they weren't so lovable ngl
Same jpeg but I called her a good girl the other day irl lmfao
Not mine, but what's not to like?
Waaaaay back when I was a poor college student, the dashboard lights on my old Honda went out. So I bought one of those flexible map lights that plugs into the cigarette lighter, and bent it around so it would shine on the speedometer when I had to drive at night.
That's ingenuity
"Necessity is the mother of invention." Also, nigger-rigging.
I kept a zippo lighter in the console for periodic speedometer checks in my old Golf
Does no one have drywall in HI? Is all the electric run on the outside of the walls?
Those pacific islanders are barely one step above booga-booga savages.
I notice jonnys wearing the sleeveless shirt around Blanche and the gals... Just silently letting them know he's available
Jonny flexing in a sleeveless shirt that's the same color as the bathroom tile on the walls. ๐ I bet the Golden Girls have yappy, dustmop-looking dogs & he's their dogwalker.
They've got him doing the yard work. It's like a Grandmas Boy situation โ
So, has Jonny bought you a plane ticket yet?
He told me to fuck off but I remain hopeful lmao
Gigolo Jonny. ๐ด ๐
Is this hellthread still going, or is it an ironic hellthread?
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Yeah you did
Yard work, pool boy, house boy, dog-walker, Jonny is a jack-off of all trades.
"Hes exhausted cause hes been banging his hot roommates all week"
Let me know when you want too visit Oahu.
Rodents of unusual size?
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The lore of my people ๐ฅฐ