It's that time of the year again when Americans share their best recipes for the BIG GAME
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What the fuck ever happened to good old fashioned chicken wings. I don't need seven layer soy slop.
Edit: The dumb bitch left the sticks in the corndogs too
Edit: The dumb bitch left the sticks in the corndogs too
Rock DJ 
But how would a dumb bitch make a minute long Instagram video about her slop?
@Goalkeeper Thanks to social media, it is now a race to the bottom to produce the sloppiest of slop
Notice how it's all generic great value shit too. Nobody actually ate that, it went right into the trash after the video.
@hfaust This is a light snack in Fatfuckistan
>Nobody actually ate that
No kidding she's skinnier as hell.
Could barely move the damn thing out.
No kidding she's skinnier as hell.
Could barely move the damn thing out.
@Goalkeeper @NonPlayableClown There's a better way to do this even with the cheapest ingredients. Buy mini corn-dogs, make a chili-cheese dip and plate them so people can grab one and dip it.
@hfaust Gotta say I'm not impressed. Where's the crumbles of deep fried oreos?
@hfaust Sometimes I'm glad there's a large ocean between me and US…
@BugmanJones We have to go further than that, make the cone a deep fried oreo.
@hfaust Yes that would make it the perfect Amerifat midsnack snack
@lanodan We have a saying here "Poor Mexico, so far from God, so close to the US."
@hfaust @BugmanJones Is that salt or sugar?
@Leyonhjelm The Superb Owl
@FreeinTX @BugmanJones It's Butter
@hfaust @Goalkeeper @NonPlayableClown Yeah, if you serve them like this you are just wasting a ton of the dip stuff. If you wanted to make a caserole out of them you need to "debone" the corn dogs and actually do lasagna like layers with the chill and cheese sauce and I'd mix the onions in the chili instead of on top so they cook a little bit at least.
The best part is the stick.
That actually might be the hit 🤔
@hfaust I guess it’s better than some of the 1950s era Better Homes and Gardens aspic recipes I’ve seen
@hfaust Oh God no...
...is it so fucking hard to just get raw chicken, clean it, cut it into smaller chunks and make a dip with it?
...is it so fucking hard to just get raw chicken, clean it, cut it into smaller chunks and make a dip with it?
It's that time of the year again when Americans share their best recipes for the BIG GAME
@WhitestTemplar @Goalkeeper @NonPlayableClown I'm leaning into ragebait material because, as we have proved, there was a better way to do this
@RichardKuklinskisIcyGlare Yeah, people will hit you for this.
@KingOfWhiteAmerica Did you know aspic is still popular in Europe?
@SIC_Guy Woah there, that's not quirky enough to get likes on social media!