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@noyoushutthefuckupdad Not for stomach pain. Barleywater is supposed to help, though.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad probably basically the same as any fiber source like bran flakes or grape nuts but maybe it's more effective so he can know if it's just digestive distress or something more serious without depending on you changing your diet

I add this to yogurt when doing long ferments:

https://a.co/d/0foHo57s

I reccomend this culture:
https://a.co/d/0cBq13cx

Tons of research out there about its healing properties. I started making it for my eldest daughter because she was a sickly child and had a bunch of antibiotics the first few years of her life. So I was hoping it would help heal her gut.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad That's whats in metimucil.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad its metamucil. it won't hurt you but some people get gassed up or constipated if they drink too much

I take psyllium husk so that my poop isn't as hard as a rock. It works pretty good. From what I hear though fiber can cause you a lot of gas until you acclimate to the levels that you are taking.

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It's essentially mushrooms. IMO buzz marketing gut cleanse bullshit that's been multi-level marketed to hell the past few years. For that reason and lack of regulation or efficacy, I don't recommend it. Without knowing diet or activity it is hard to tell what is going on. Perhaps get checked for diverticulitis. As always, eat a fiber rich diet, try to walk or run for 30 minutes to an hour each morning, this also helps break fast, gets the guts moving.

I'm at the hospital with severe pain in my side. Might be my appendix bursting, I dunno, but it hurts like a bastard.

I drove here to save money on an ambulance. Fuck this country's health care system.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad glad you’re not just ignoring it. Hope everything goes smoothly

@noyoushutthefuckupdad Stomach is on the Left side, appendix is on the right. So it's unlikely that it's your appendix bursting, thankfully.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad Jesus man, take care

I'm not a doc but I swear the appendix is just kinda sudden but who knows, I don't know anyone that talked about having that

@coolboymew noooo I can't miss movie night and the podcast! This shit better clear up by Sunday!

@noyoushutthefuckupdad if it is the appendix the surgery should be asap and you will probably be home before Sunday

@noyoushutthefuckupdad god damn, hope it's nothing serious and that you're feeling better soon!

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @coolboymew Get better, then.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad take care and drink more water;;

@noyoushutthefuckupdad best wishes, hopefully they can fix it quickly

@noyoushutthefuckupdad right side?

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @p
so you won't answer the fighting girl titty questionnaire?

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Good luck and hope you feel better

@augustus left side. doctor just told me it might be kidney stones or something in my intestines. they're gonna do a CAT scan

@noyoushutthefuckupdad I think appendix is on the right so it's prob not that but sheeeit I ain't a doctor breh

@noyoushutthefuckupdad >occurs when there is an excess of minerals in the urine and not enough liquid or hydration.
hakui vindicated once more @hakui

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @augustus >kidney stones
someone didn't drink enough water

@hakui @augustus I drink massive amounts of water

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @augustus tap/mineral or distilled/reverse osmosis?

@hakui @augustus tap

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @augustus well yeah burger tap water is a cocktail of a hundred different things

get yourself a RO water filter next time

@hakui @noyoushutthefuckupdad hakui brand infowars H2O filters

@coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad The appendix is important tho, it notably regulates the stomachs immune system.

@mangeurdenuage @coolboymew if I die, tell @sun I love him and his website!!

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @coolboymew @sun No, you tell him yourself, you're gonna make it.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @coolboymew @sun Also you won't die if your appendix is removed, but you'll have a more fragile gut health and have to adapt diet to easy digestible food.

@mangeurdenuage @coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad @sun It's called an appendix for a reason.

Fucking hurts

@mangeurdenuage @noyoushutthefuckupdad @coolboymew @sun damn wish I could give dad some blood he might need it

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @augustus @hakui I suspect there may be a stomach / intestine illness going around, here's hoping. I've been having some stomach issues and one of my friends has also. We're in the USA

@s8n @augustus @hakui CAT scan is in. I have kidney stones but I probably won't pass them tonight. doctor gave me a moderate painkiller now and a stronger one to take home if i need it.

I told my supervisor, he says I can take off all the time I need to

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @s8n @augustus @hakui

Oh, I had to deal with Kidney Stones recently. Get the endoscopic laser treatment. You'll wake up feeling better after you piss out the rubble. Do it; it's worth it.

@LoliHat @s8n @noyoushutthefuckupdad @hakui people getting stones lasered out of their dick with robots and ppl say we aren't living in the future

@LoliHat @s8n @augustus @noyoushutthefuckupdad @hakui i remember in dan simmon's hyperion there's a scene where the protagonists things he got hit with a pain weapon because he feels the most pain that he could imagine but it turns out it was just kidney stones. guess that was written from experience.

@augustus @LoliHat @hakui @s8n @mangeurdenuage @coolboymew I joked with the nurses. walked out of the bathroom and said "who wants this jar of piss?"

@lain @s8n @augustus @hakui @LoliHat that book ruled. Simmons had an amazing imagination, and not just for describing pain.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @s8n @augustus @hakui @LoliHat the first one really shocked me, it was so inventive and well written, usually with scifi it's either one or the other

@lain @s8n @augustus @hakui @LoliHat Dune is the quintessential "creative and cool, but badly written" sci-fi. it's hard to find both qualities.

Ender's Game and Speaker For the Dead are similarly briliant, IMO. essential science fiction.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @lain @s8n @augustus @hakui The "Dune" books Herbert wrote are great. "Ender's Game" is great.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @lain @s8n @augustus @hakui @LoliHat ender's game is really good, i can attest to that

@LoliHat @lain @s8n @augustus @hakui Ender didn't need over 9000 sequels, prequels, and interquels, but a nigga's got to eat

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @lain @s8n @augustus @hakui Especially after you've been unpersoned for being a Mormon.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @lain @s8n @augustus @hakui The movie version of "Ender's Game" was actually decent and better than I was led to believe.