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Parker Banks

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>Ubuntu adding age verification
What kid out there is using Ubuntu of all things? All Linux distros, upon detecting someone underage, should immediately brick themselves, sparing the user from being a 12 year old Linux nerd
@f0x @vii @pwm In a heroic attempt to derail this thread I will say that when I used to do taijitsu we used to do one exercise where we'd get into pairs, one partner would lie on to of the other, effectively pinning them down in missionary, and the person underneath would practice straightening their hips, and swinging their leg out and around to flip the assailant over and dislocate their shoulder.
Breaking: Parker Banks, rizzcelent internet micro-celebrity, avoids a cortisol spike by not opening the financial charts today.

Live quote: "I'm sorry but I'm just not gonna do it. Some one let me know when we're back to nothing ever happens by posting a meme about it"
@f0x Normally I don't buy stuff there, I just treat it like most people treat a trip to the zoo, but my oldest some is disabled and hid a bunch of Code Geass playing cards under his butt, so I had to bring them back and felt obliged this time