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@r000t bruh. Just the fact that he felt so proud that he posted about it on LinkedIn.

@coin @r000t these people have real jobs working with computers and I'm flipping french fries
I have seriously fucked up

@pwm @r000t They probably lied their way to that career. Seems like companies do not appreciate honesty nowadays.

@coin @r000t If you give them too much information they just chuck you.

@pwm @coin @r000t meanwhile the company is a discord server (skool) where you can pay 299 to learn how to copy paste gpt output, not a single white person attached to this company from London

@i
You have no clue how furious I get when I hear the radio ass for W W W get my computer career now dot e d u or whatever ads come on talking about "No computer experience needed! Get your certificate in 6 weeks and work in cybersecurity"
@coin @pwm

Do these "schools" also teach you how to make a Merge Request on large GitHub repos like NPM where you edit their README.md so you can show that you greatly contributed to the code on your GH profile?

@kroner @coin @pwm @i @r000t https://github.com/EpicGames/Signup/pull/24

@phnt
Oh god this is hilarious
@coin @pwm @i @kroner

saaaarrrrr my spelling and grammer ees correct, do the needful

@kroner @coin @pwm @i @r000t
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@kroner
You know what's really really funny?

My biggest client is a guy from India whose explicit goal is to replace the team of bloody blithering idiots in India (his words!) with two of my engineers.

Even Indians don't want Indians.

He'll literally curse them out across two different languages. He'll just switch between English profanity and Hindi profanity multiple times mid sentence. Funny as shit.
@coin @pwm @i @phnt

@kroner @coin @pwm @i @phnt @r000t

@kroner @coin @pwm @i @phnt @r000t basic English vs advanced English

Incoming saying "stop using github"

@kroner @coin @pwm @i @r000t Microsoft owns github now so you can't range-ban India without turning off the service.

@kroner @coin @pwm @i @r000t >Ban India and Israel from the internet
>Everything immediately gets better

As shrimple as that.

@WTFPurpleAlpaca @kroner @coin @pwm @i @r000t Cut all ties with jew media and cortisol levels will drop. 🍻

@kroner @pwm @i @r000t Don't forget to tag like 150,000 people while doing it too.

@i @coin @r000t There's a better than 50% chance I wind up killing myself or on a sheep farm

@pwm @coin @r000t LINUX-DESKTOP

@graf @pwm @coin @r000t I was setting PATHs in MSDOS when that nigger was shitting in his hand and rubbing it on his face

@r000t this almost reads like satire

@bajax @r000t
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@phnt @bajax @r000t

@suquili @bajax this is thinly veiled cope. He doesn't care that he's saying the elon musk enjoyer is dumb, he cares about saying he and other haters are smart

@phnt @bajax @r000t extremely dalit/linkedin coded post.

@phnt @bajax @r000t If retarded "sales" guys permanently documented their idiocy and profound understandings of that which they speak.

@phnt @bajax @r000t Just adding AI as an etherial futurist concept is not how math works.

"Here's the mathematical formula for calculating energy, and like every midwit, I'm going to add AI to it because we think it makes us look smart."

@The_Killah29 @bajax @r000t
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