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@catmanmancat@poa.st remote

@catmanmancat not *my* mom no
she called me while i was driving to the grocery store yesterday rocking out to Ministry and I had my phone paired to the radio so I had to talk to her like one of those old people while sitting in a parking lot

Vril Stancils' Top Goy

@graf Holy shit. That's not supposed to happen until late 40's.

You speed-running this?

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@catmanmancat i'm strangely okay with it. she talks *a lot* so it's like being read to. all I have to do is say uh huh, yeah etc every couple mins and offer advice once or twice

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... are you podcasting, bro? 🧐

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@catmanmancat@poa.st remote

@Doll @catmanmancat felt like I was while sitting in the durango in a parking lot yesterday trying to keep the volume low so people didn't hear me using the car audio for fucking speakerphone

Vril Stancils' Top Goy

@graf @Doll WEN BLUETOOTH EAR PHONE FOR PHONE CALLS OLD MAN.

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@catmanmancat @Doll listen I *know* she calls me every day she's been doing it for a long time and she does it around the same times every time she calls during the day so I SHOULD have known better. I told her I'm going out to celebrate 10m posts on Poast so I just *know* she's going to call me when I'm at the bar because she always does

JoshuaSlocum

@graf @catmanmancat @Doll how close are we to 10 million

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@The_Grand_Pooh_Bah@poa.st remote

@JoshuaSlocum @catmanmancat @Doll about 3000

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@graf @JoshuaSlocum @catmanmancat @Doll I really want the 10 milllionth to be "nigger"

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@The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @JoshuaSlocum @catmanmancat @Doll it'll be something gay like "Rei is best girl"

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I'm hoping for some hyperviolent nazi's fool-proof sourdough recipe.

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@Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat it all begins with the starter, doll. without a good starter your bread aint shit

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I agree, let's start a 3000-post hellbread about it.

JoshuaSlocum

@Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat i make bread in cast iron loaf pans and anybody who doesn't is queer

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@stoner713@poa.st remote

@JoshuaSlocum @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat what a wussy with your specially pans, just use a dutch oven like a man

JoshuaSlocum

@stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat i like sliced bread that is shaped like sliced bread and isn't a geometry problem when it comes time to make a sandwich

@stoner713@poa.st remote

@JoshuaSlocum @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat so, you're saying math is hard for you?

JoshuaSlocum

@stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat my dutch oven is like 7 quarts, i'd need a scimitar for a bread knife

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@JoshuaSlocum @stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat Found it in the wife's work shop, needs to be re seasoned.

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@JoshuaSlocum @stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat Not some screen grab, fuck you I will turn most things into a meal!

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Wow, rude. 😤

Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @graf @stoner713 How am I rude nigger?

JoshuaSlocum

@ArmadilloRancher@nicecrew.digital remote

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @Doll @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @graf @stoner713 you're flipping off a completely innocent microwave

Armadillo Rancher

*Window unit air conditioner

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