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yeah by the time it hit I was in a stretch of about 30km without an exit so it's piss on the highway or hammer the gas. people driving on the shoulder doing like 20km/h and the rest stop was like 20km away lol I was genuinely considering just doing the piss bottle and toss out the window thing

There were people all over driving on the shoulder just because? Sounds like total pavement anarchy. On the rare occasion I see somebody hauling ass on the shoulder who isn't a cop and doesn't have a good reason to be there, it's usually because everybody is stuck in rush hour gridlock and nobody ever gives shoulder faggot an opening to merge back into civilized law-abiding traffic.

I'm so American that I had no clue the World Cup was starting next week and that Toronto was hosting part of it. I also had no clue that a bunch of American cities were hosting it too, thankfully mine isn't on that list

Ngl there is a little jew part of my brain saying "think of all the surge fares, goy" since I did recently start Ubering on the side after buying a car new enough to do gig economy appslaving after regular wagecage hours.

I got a durango that shit is 7 passenger dawg, I could uber XL and earn bank ngl but no way toronto downtown is fucked as it is because of all the jeets. also one of them told us that if there are too many in the area they wont let you set yourself active or something

The main lesson I've learned in my short time appslaving is that it's totally not worth it at all to turn that shit on until you're in one of the high activity areas, otherwise you'll get "exclusive" (read: you better accept this or we're going to ice you out on anything good, bitch) delivery requests to deliver 20 pounds of gardening soil from Home Depot to some suburban Karen for $6 including pre-calculated tip.

thats interesting. in toronto they double park and don't give a fuck so unless a cop happens to be driving by nothing happens. you get street cars/LRT to contend with and 90% of the time there's not enough width to drive past them and when they come out of the store it's always a brown guy and they dont even wave or try to signal they're sorry or anything. no fucking way i'd do that in toronto. the uberXL thing could be cool but I still think I'd waste way too much gas

Maybe it's just my White brain stressing out about being illegally parked in front of a fire hydrant for five minutes outside of a Subway. I'm likely attributing way too much imagined work ethic to the local police department.

yeah 9/10 they wont give a fuck about that but a jeet parked in a live lane almost directly against another car blocking 3/4 of the left lane is cool here i guess so I'd just wing it. park on the sidewalk, probably more legal than the shit they do here

I've seen some weird ass shit on the road, I think it's a good indicator for how little of a fuck the cops give in any given area. I once spent a minute sitting behind a car at a stop sign before I realized somebody had literally parked it there, and then I had to just cope and seethe as I maneuvered around it because it was obviously a shitbox and there was no point in digging a key into the door panel for such a supremely faggoty act.

holy shit you can just kill people in south africa and be like "he spooked the fuck out of me sorry boss"

Based. Every civilized country should have a "fuck with people and you might fucking die" policy.

I've taken and paid for some big uber fares in my time and I always wonder when its like 120-150$ how much of that the driver gets. what kinda cut? 50%? 40%?

According to the breakdown provided by the Uber driver app, we get 52% of the fare (not including tips). It's funny how the Uber kikes attempt to obfuscate the audacious level to which they skim the fares by itemizing over half of their 48% cut into "totally not Uber revenue streams bro we promise" line items.

this is what I thought so when I get a white driver I always tip a lot. good to see the breakdown, thank you