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I've had to pull over and take a leak on the side of the highway, but I can't say I've ever had any similar level of shit-related emergency.

yo I literally was just talking about this 5 min ago lmfao I literally almost pissed in a water bottle in traffic at like midnight

Luckily it was a stretch of rural highway, not many places to pull to the side when you're on an urban stretch of it and you literally need to piss in the next minute. But by the time you're passing through a major arterial expressway of an urban center you've likely already driven past a dozen places to pull off and piss.

yeah by the time it hit I was in a stretch of about 30km without an exit so it's piss on the highway or hammer the gas. people driving on the shoulder doing like 20km/h and the rest stop was like 20km away lol I was genuinely considering just doing the piss bottle and toss out the window thing

There were people all over driving on the shoulder just because? Sounds like total pavement anarchy. On the rare occasion I see somebody hauling ass on the shoulder who isn't a cop and doesn't have a good reason to be there, it's usually because everybody is stuck in rush hour gridlock and nobody ever gives shoulder faggot an opening to merge back into civilized law-abiding traffic.

I'm so American that I had no clue the World Cup was starting next week and that Toronto was hosting part of it. I also had no clue that a bunch of American cities were hosting it too, thankfully mine isn't on that list

Ngl there is a little jew part of my brain saying "think of all the surge fares, goy" since I did recently start Ubering on the side after buying a car new enough to do gig economy appslaving after regular wagecage hours.

I got a durango that shit is 7 passenger dawg, I could uber XL and earn bank ngl but no way toronto downtown is fucked as it is because of all the jeets. also one of them told us that if there are too many in the area they wont let you set yourself active or something

The main lesson I've learned in my short time appslaving is that it's totally not worth it at all to turn that shit on until you're in one of the high activity areas, otherwise you'll get "exclusive" (read: you better accept this or we're going to ice you out on anything good, bitch) delivery requests to deliver 20 pounds of gardening soil from Home Depot to some suburban Karen for $6 including pre-calculated tip.

thats interesting. in toronto they double park and don't give a fuck so unless a cop happens to be driving by nothing happens. you get street cars/LRT to contend with and 90% of the time there's not enough width to drive past them and when they come out of the store it's always a brown guy and they dont even wave or try to signal they're sorry or anything. no fucking way i'd do that in toronto. the uberXL thing could be cool but I still think I'd waste way too much gas

Maybe it's just my White brain stressing out about being illegally parked in front of a fire hydrant for five minutes outside of a Subway. I'm likely attributing way too much imagined work ethic to the local police department.

yeah 9/10 they wont give a fuck about that but a jeet parked in a live lane almost directly against another car blocking 3/4 of the left lane is cool here i guess so I'd just wing it. park on the sidewalk, probably more legal than the shit they do here

I've seen some weird ass shit on the road, I think it's a good indicator for how little of a fuck the cops give in any given area. I once spent a minute sitting behind a car at a stop sign before I realized somebody had literally parked it there, and then I had to just cope and seethe as I maneuvered around it because it was obviously a shitbox and there was no point in digging a key into the door panel for such a supremely faggoty act.

holy shit you can just kill people in south africa and be like "he spooked the fuck out of me sorry boss"

Based. Every civilized country should have a "fuck with people and you might fucking die" policy.

I've taken and paid for some big uber fares in my time and I always wonder when its like 120-150$ how much of that the driver gets. what kinda cut? 50%? 40%?

According to the breakdown provided by the Uber driver app, we get 52% of the fare (not including tips). It's funny how the Uber kikes attempt to obfuscate the audacious level to which they skim the fares by itemizing over half of their 48% cut into "totally not Uber revenue streams bro we promise" line items.

this is what I thought so when I get a white driver I always tip a lot. good to see the breakdown, thank you

They shame him because he denies it. If he owned it, it probably would've gone away sooner.

I wouldn't have even remembered it if he owned it but I see it all the time on the timeline and I'm just like, why

If you refuse to give an amusing reaction to getting laughed at, the dramaniggers move on. I should know, considering I am one

do you think he actually shit himself? if he did it's funny but you are right, own it and move on and most people will not care. the odd person might pop up in your chat or notifications and call you a pant shitter but because it's happened to most people at some point I think the vast majority would have moved on. crazy

I don't really know that much about Randbot, but as somebody heavily immersed in the world of lolcow autism, someone shitting their pants isn't exactly bombshell content unless there's additional context that amplifies the humor of it. Considering somebody like me didn't even know anything about it until I stumbled into this thread, if Randbot just moves on he'll probably be fine.

AWIVR has been commenting on it for at least a few months, that's how I found out about it. not that I really care if he did or not, it's just kind of annoying to read all the time. I figured if I replied to clown I could get answers and I think I got most of them from people ITT so I appreciate it

I wish that would happen to my underpants. Mine just turn brown. Anyways, I spent most of the night filling out police statements because some dumb fucking retard gorilla nigger thought that it would be a good idea to buy a pack of lasers off of Temu and shine them at a multimillion dollar military aircraft covered in cameras and equipped with sophisticated mapping software lol. I'm bushed. Good night grafman.

at least it wasn't having your house raided and you dragged out of bed at rifle point at 7 in the morning because people kept reporting you for hosting/producing CSAM, having hostages various other reasons I had to deal with police over the last 5 years. unironically the FBI is nicer. goodnight man

As the official Fediverse representative of dramaniggers, I wholly disavow any nigger who swats people. I just laugh at funny people on the Internet, sociopaths who anonymously orchestrate armed police responses to people's doorsteps deserve 100 years of nonstop assrape in the nigger rape dungeon.

I honestly believe whoever was doing it was paying the people who were doing it to jim and others. when they were arrested it stopped. They didn't swat me, they had my moms address so the police would just call me after the first time but once they had my actual address on file the next report they raided my house. one of the female cops on the way out thought it was funny "hah, it's not often we leave one of these without arresting somebody" like fuck you man

Torswats? Yeah, seems like swatting activity went down 90% after he got nicked. It was a mistake to give that guy only 4 years, should've gave him at least 30 with no parole. With ghouls like that you need to completely obliterate the majority of their able-bodied life at the bare minimum, it's the only way to send a message to every other 17 year old retarded enough to think swatting is funny and cool.

he swatted our ISP owner a couple times too but he's actually armed. said something about having his wife at gunpoint or something. really fucked up stuff. two of the swats to my moms house they said I had an iranian child (alex gleason) tied up in my basement like ??????

We just need one or two complete and total life-destroying sentences handed down by judges that make bleeding hearts cry because "muh sociopath kid was only a teenager" and this swatting shit comes to a complete stop forever. It's a small price to pay to end this scourge.

no. eye for an eye. swatting can and has resulted in real life deaths. the punishment should fit the crime (or the outcome). firing squad or worse. especially cops that haven't dealt with swat's a lot in the past that go in full tilt with APCs and shit. no. blow that niggas cranium smoove off

I'm absolutely down with that, but at the end of the day I'll still take "make these faggots spend the majority of their miserable lives in a concrete box" as a fair compromise, that can be pretty horrible in it's own right, especially if we attain the political mandate to start stripping creature comforts from convicts.

I've never been to prison so I don't know what it's like but I've known people who have and have been in solitary confinement. if you are going to sentence people who swat others to anything other than firing squad it should be life (life not 20 to life) in solitary. they'd probably crack their skull open on the concrete walls before they died naturally tbh

I'd just go hang him from a tree if you know who it is

I was told by the police that no mater how stupid it sounds they have to come and check anyway so they'd call me from out from of my moms house, ask my address and drive over to my house just to "check" on me multiple times a month. multiple times on my birthday in 2023

considering it goes up his back unless he shit laying down that looks more like sun through curtains to me. im not an expert, but if you are going to be an asshole when you speak to me i'm going to stop responding to you