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I wouldn't have even remembered it if he owned it but I see it all the time on the timeline and I'm just like, why

If you refuse to give an amusing reaction to getting laughed at, the dramaniggers move on. I should know, considering I am one

do you think he actually shit himself? if he did it's funny but you are right, own it and move on and most people will not care. the odd person might pop up in your chat or notifications and call you a pant shitter but because it's happened to most people at some point I think the vast majority would have moved on. crazy

I don't really know that much about Randbot, but as somebody heavily immersed in the world of lolcow autism, someone shitting their pants isn't exactly bombshell content unless there's additional context that amplifies the humor of it. Considering somebody like me didn't even know anything about it until I stumbled into this thread, if Randbot just moves on he'll probably be fine.

AWIVR has been commenting on it for at least a few months, that's how I found out about it. not that I really care if he did or not, it's just kind of annoying to read all the time. I figured if I replied to clown I could get answers and I think I got most of them from people ITT so I appreciate it

I wish that would happen to my underpants. Mine just turn brown. Anyways, I spent most of the night filling out police statements because some dumb fucking retard gorilla nigger thought that it would be a good idea to buy a pack of lasers off of Temu and shine them at a multimillion dollar military aircraft covered in cameras and equipped with sophisticated mapping software lol. I'm bushed. Good night grafman.

at least it wasn't having your house raided and you dragged out of bed at rifle point at 7 in the morning because people kept reporting you for hosting/producing CSAM, having hostages various other reasons I had to deal with police over the last 5 years. unironically the FBI is nicer. goodnight man

As the official Fediverse representative of dramaniggers, I wholly disavow any nigger who swats people. I just laugh at funny people on the Internet, sociopaths who anonymously orchestrate armed police responses to people's doorsteps deserve 100 years of nonstop assrape in the nigger rape dungeon.

I honestly believe whoever was doing it was paying the people who were doing it to jim and others. when they were arrested it stopped. They didn't swat me, they had my moms address so the police would just call me after the first time but once they had my actual address on file the next report they raided my house. one of the female cops on the way out thought it was funny "hah, it's not often we leave one of these without arresting somebody" like fuck you man

Torswats? Yeah, seems like swatting activity went down 90% after he got nicked. It was a mistake to give that guy only 4 years, should've gave him at least 30 with no parole. With ghouls like that you need to completely obliterate the majority of their able-bodied life at the bare minimum, it's the only way to send a message to every other 17 year old retarded enough to think swatting is funny and cool.

he swatted our ISP owner a couple times too but he's actually armed. said something about having his wife at gunpoint or something. really fucked up stuff. two of the swats to my moms house they said I had an iranian child (alex gleason) tied up in my basement like ??????

We just need one or two complete and total life-destroying sentences handed down by judges that make bleeding hearts cry because "muh sociopath kid was only a teenager" and this swatting shit comes to a complete stop forever. It's a small price to pay to end this scourge.

no. eye for an eye. swatting can and has resulted in real life deaths. the punishment should fit the crime (or the outcome). firing squad or worse. especially cops that haven't dealt with swat's a lot in the past that go in full tilt with APCs and shit. no. blow that niggas cranium smoove off

I'm absolutely down with that, but at the end of the day I'll still take "make these faggots spend the majority of their miserable lives in a concrete box" as a fair compromise, that can be pretty horrible in it's own right, especially if we attain the political mandate to start stripping creature comforts from convicts.

I've never been to prison so I don't know what it's like but I've known people who have and have been in solitary confinement. if you are going to sentence people who swat others to anything other than firing squad it should be life (life not 20 to life) in solitary. they'd probably crack their skull open on the concrete walls before they died naturally tbh

I'd just go hang him from a tree if you know who it is

I was told by the police that no mater how stupid it sounds they have to come and check anyway so they'd call me from out from of my moms house, ask my address and drive over to my house just to "check" on me multiple times a month. multiple times on my birthday in 2023

considering it goes up his back unless he shit laying down that looks more like sun through curtains to me. im not an expert, but if you are going to be an asshole when you speak to me i'm going to stop responding to you

I dunno man. it looks like sun to me. but I don't care enough to evaluate it. I was just curious so I asked clown to get the story. now that I know the story I don't care anymore

ok that looks more like a hole than a shit stain. i retract my previous "expert analysis" he would have had to have had liquid shit for it to be brown and also soak through his underwear. not sure what it would be but I still dont think it's shit. not going to tell you you're wrong because you don't care about my opinion but I don't think that's actual shit. if it is, for it to soak through like that you'd see it run down his leg or something surely

not on black underwear. I'm not going to shit myself to prove it but its definitely something

apparently ball sweat can "bleach" dark fabrics but I imagine the amount of ball sweat you'd need to do that would be weeks of not showering and/or wearing the same underwear for a long time since ball sweat isnt like vaginal discharge it would take a long while. not trying to excuse it but apparently thats a thing

actually according to google any of your sweat can do that if your pH is fucked up. learned something new today

I had some shirts back in the day with bleached collars i suppose this was why

if you live in a sunny area it was probably sun rather than sweat I would think mayb

you aren't wrong

@Shadowbroker2135 @AWIVR @GoyGirl @graf @pepsi_man @NonPlayableClown @Hoss

I broke a window at my parents house one time because I had to shit so bad it was literally going to come out

ecce Anglo: literally committing vandalism and breaking and entering, all in order to not engage in jeet behavior even once (shitting on the street)

if there was ever a starker divide between Anglo and jeet than this, I have never seen it

front window in broad daylight with my neighbors outside and nobody called the cops because they knew I lived there. we used to be a society

@graf @AWIVR @GoyGirl @Shadowbroker2135 @pepsi_man @NonPlayableClown @Hoss when you gotta go you gotta go (but not on the street)

proud of you man

I had to give my dad 45$ from my first paycheck to pay for the pane, I learned my lesson. it's also one of the few scars I have that didnt come from women

chad 👑 I've shit in the woods a bunch never on somebodys property though

@graf @AWIVR @GoyGirl @Shadowbroker2135 @pepsi_man @NonPlayableClown @Hoss shitting in the woods is not jeet behavior, though; the bear shits in the woods, and so does the White man (when camping)

there’s a certain antisocial aspect to jeetery; they shit in a street where people walk, presumably because it raises their izzat (“behold how I can force others to walk through my excrement, I must be superior! for me to be Brahmin all others must become Dalit!”)

ok you got a laugh out of me that was funny