what in the fuck is this? is windows 11 trying to detect supply chain attacks now?
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Inferior year date format. 
listen man you shit on me for everything pick something other than being canadian for once
>pick something other than being canadian for once
No both you and
need to be reminded how much Cucknada sucks.
No both you and
need to be reminded how much Cucknada sucks.
did you see he said if he would go out for a beer with anyone it would be me? I'm gonna try that this summer and document it if I do
I did, he should know better that the vaccine doesn't make you immune to covid. 🤣
The pandemic isn't over 😭
The pandemic isn't over 😭
I fixed my AC so I can drive out there providing i can get clearance in our datacenter. we are going to find out who can out covid who
Now the true freak of nature that I want to see with my own eyes is 
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Maybe I'll go to Hawaii next year.
.Maybe I'll go to Hawaii next year.
im actually super boring dude, i dont care if you want to track my life but i have no fucking clue what that guy is doing lmfao
I'm trying to get Jeff Cliff to start streaming again
why are you so much more agreeable when you're purposely not being a dramanigger?
I've always been an incredibly agreeable person, there's only one person who doesn't like me and it's for reasons he made up in his own head
All because you offered him brown pants.
I just saw this. whats this about? the pants shitting thing? you never shit your pants in your life?
@graf @NonPlayableClown @AWIVR
Had a buddy, hand of God, his name was Graff. Legit dude, could drink anybody under the table.
One night, coming home from bar hopping, Graff "mysteriously" decides to sleep in the hatchback area of this Ford Expedition taxicab.
We didn't think anything of it until we got back to his apartment and he rolled himself out the back of the cab and the smell hit us.
This mf'er got shit house drunk and shat himself in the back of a cab. He hid in the back so we wouldn't get hit with a cleanup fee.
Had a buddy, hand of God, his name was Graff. Legit dude, could drink anybody under the table.
One night, coming home from bar hopping, Graff "mysteriously" decides to sleep in the hatchback area of this Ford Expedition taxicab.
We didn't think anything of it until we got back to his apartment and he rolled himself out the back of the cab and the smell hit us.
This mf'er got shit house drunk and shat himself in the back of a cab. He hid in the back so we wouldn't get hit with a cleanup fee.
honestly don't trust anybody who tries to pretend they haven't shit themselves or at least had one touch cloth in a pinch
A dude shit all over the side of my car while I was sitting in a drive-thru yesterday.
The world needs some better gut flora... maybe an apple or two. Cripes.
The world needs some better gut flora... maybe an apple or two. Cripes.
I'm sorry what. a dude shit on the side of your car in a drive through? you live in india?
Close. Was hanging out in semi-rural, semi-suburb-ish N. Idaho... mom & pops coffee drive-thru.
I think it was Danny DeVito, but idk. One look was all I needed 😩
I think it was Danny DeVito, but idk. One look was all I needed 😩
I have to know, was it solid shit or diarrhea. we are talking about it in the matrix and i just cant wrap my head around how somebody can shit ON the side of your car
It was total projectile diarrhea disgust, & my car was his, uh, "privacy" from even more people... I guess?? Pretty sure 1/3 or more of sit-down coffee patrons saw him, too
Think he was wasted, wife was yelling at him to get back in their car. Special 🙄
Think he was wasted, wife was yelling at him to get back in their car. Special 🙄
>woman enters a chat about people shitting themselves
>starts talkiing about somebody else shitting on her car
are you sure it wasnt you?
>starts talkiing about somebody else shitting on her car
are you sure it wasnt you?
>I enter a chat about people shitting themselves
>confused that it's not a Quartering a-logging thread
>confused that it's not a Quartering a-logging thread
its about randbot but I just dont understand why they shame him even if its real because it happens to all of us. I broke a window at my parents house one time because I had to shit so bad it was literally going to come out. sure its embarassing maybe that's why but I literally will never trust somebody who tries to claim they've never had some kind of shit or piss mishap in their life
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They shame him because he denies it. If he owned it, it probably would've gone away sooner.
@Shadowbroker2135 @AWIVR @GoyGirl @graf @pepsi_man @NonPlayableClown @Hoss
I broke a window at my parents house one time because I had to shit so bad it was literally going to come out
ecce Anglo: literally committing vandalism and breaking and entering, all in order to not engage in jeet behavior even once (shitting on the street)
if there was ever a starker divide between Anglo and jeet than this, I have never seen it
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7front window in broad daylight with my neighbors outside and nobody called the cops because they knew I lived there. we used to be a society
@graf @AWIVR @GoyGirl @Shadowbroker2135 @pepsi_man @NonPlayableClown @Hoss when you gotta go you gotta go (but not on the street)
proud of you man
I had to give my dad 45$ from my first paycheck to pay for the pane, I learned my lesson. it's also one of the few scars I have that didnt come from women
@graf @VaxxSabbath @Shadowbroker2135 @AWIVR @GoyGirl @NonPlayableClown @Hoss
I engaged in jeet behavior once when the wife and I were house hunting in bumfuck nowhere. Nice house, but not a working toilet for 15 miles and stuff was happening. Pooped in the flowerbed of some abandoned boomer vacation home.
I engaged in jeet behavior once when the wife and I were house hunting in bumfuck nowhere. Nice house, but not a working toilet for 15 miles and stuff was happening. Pooped in the flowerbed of some abandoned boomer vacation home.
chad 👑 I've shit in the woods a bunch never on somebodys property though
@graf @AWIVR @GoyGirl @Shadowbroker2135 @pepsi_man @NonPlayableClown @Hoss shitting in the woods is not jeet behavior, though; the bear shits in the woods, and so does the White man (when camping)
there’s a certain antisocial aspect to jeetery; they shit in a street where people walk, presumably because it raises their izzat (“behold how I can force others to walk through my excrement, I must be superior! for me to be Brahmin all others must become Dalit!”)
ok you got a laugh out of me that was funny