what in the fuck is this? is windows 11 trying to detect supply chain attacks now?
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listen man you shit on me for everything pick something other than being canadian for once
>pick something other than being canadian for once
No both you and
need to be reminded how much Cucknada sucks.
No both you and
need to be reminded how much Cucknada sucks.
did you see he said if he would go out for a beer with anyone it would be me? I'm gonna try that this summer and document it if I do
I did, he should know better that the vaccine doesn't make you immune to covid. ๐คฃ
The pandemic isn't over ๐ญ
The pandemic isn't over ๐ญ
I fixed my AC so I can drive out there providing i can get clearance in our datacenter. we are going to find out who can out covid who
Now the true freak of nature that I want to see with my own eyes is 
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Maybe I'll go to Hawaii next year.
.Maybe I'll go to Hawaii next year.
im actually super boring dude, i dont care if you want to track my life but i have no fucking clue what that guy is doing lmfao
I'm trying to get Jeff Cliff to start streaming again
why are you so much more agreeable when you're purposely not being a dramanigger?
I've always been an incredibly agreeable person, there's only one person who doesn't like me and it's for reasons he made up in his own head
All because you offered him brown pants.
I just saw this. whats this about? the pants shitting thing? you never shit your pants in your life?
@graf @NonPlayableClown @AWIVR
Had a buddy, hand of God, his name was Graff. Legit dude, could drink anybody under the table.
One night, coming home from bar hopping, Graff "mysteriously" decides to sleep in the hatchback area of this Ford Expedition taxicab.
We didn't think anything of it until we got back to his apartment and he rolled himself out the back of the cab and the smell hit us.
This mf'er got shit house drunk and shat himself in the back of a cab. He hid in the back so we wouldn't get hit with a cleanup fee.
Had a buddy, hand of God, his name was Graff. Legit dude, could drink anybody under the table.
One night, coming home from bar hopping, Graff "mysteriously" decides to sleep in the hatchback area of this Ford Expedition taxicab.
We didn't think anything of it until we got back to his apartment and he rolled himself out the back of the cab and the smell hit us.
This mf'er got shit house drunk and shat himself in the back of a cab. He hid in the back so we wouldn't get hit with a cleanup fee.
honestly don't trust anybody who tries to pretend they haven't shit themselves or at least had one touch cloth in a pinch
A dude shit all over the side of my car while I was sitting in a drive-thru yesterday.
The world needs some better gut flora... maybe an apple or two. Cripes.
The world needs some better gut flora... maybe an apple or two. Cripes.
I'm sorry what. a dude shit on the side of your car in a drive through? you live in india?
Close. Was hanging out in semi-rural, semi-suburb-ish N. Idaho... mom & pops coffee drive-thru.
I think it was Danny DeVito, but idk. One look was all I needed ๐ฉ
I think it was Danny DeVito, but idk. One look was all I needed ๐ฉ
I have to know, was it solid shit or diarrhea. we are talking about it in the matrix and i just cant wrap my head around how somebody can shit ON the side of your car
It was total projectile diarrhea disgust, & my car was his, uh, "privacy" from even more people... I guess?? Pretty sure 1/3 or more of sit-down coffee patrons saw him, too
Think he was wasted, wife was yelling at him to get back in their car. Special ๐
Think he was wasted, wife was yelling at him to get back in their car. Special ๐
>woman enters a chat about people shitting themselves
>starts talkiing about somebody else shitting on her car
are you sure it wasnt you?
>starts talkiing about somebody else shitting on her car
are you sure it wasnt you?
>I enter a chat about people shitting themselves
>confused that it's not a Quartering a-logging thread
>confused that it's not a Quartering a-logging thread
its about randbot but I just dont understand why they shame him even if its real because it happens to all of us. I broke a window at my parents house one time because I had to shit so bad it was literally going to come out. sure its embarassing maybe that's why but I literally will never trust somebody who tries to claim they've never had some kind of shit or piss mishap in their life
I've had to pull over and take a leak on the side of the highway, but I can't say I've ever had any similar level of shit-related emergency.
yo I literally was just talking about this 5 min ago lmfao I literally almost pissed in a water bottle in traffic at like midnight
Luckily it was a stretch of rural highway, not many places to pull to the side when you're on an urban stretch of it and you literally need to piss in the next minute. But by the time you're passing through a major arterial expressway of an urban center you've likely already driven past a dozen places to pull off and piss.
yeah by the time it hit I was in a stretch of about 30km without an exit so it's piss on the highway or hammer the gas. people driving on the shoulder doing like 20km/h and the rest stop was like 20km away lol I was genuinely considering just doing the piss bottle and toss out the window thing
There were people all over driving on the shoulder just because? Sounds like total pavement anarchy. On the rare occasion I see somebody hauling ass on the shoulder who isn't a cop and doesn't have a good reason to be there, it's usually because everybody is stuck in rush hour gridlock and nobody ever gives shoulder faggot an opening to merge back into civilized law-abiding traffic.
No. for about I'd say 5 miles they slowly narrowed lanes until there was none but the shoulder. They didn't close the highway or anything. They just pushed everybody to the shoulder for about 5-7 miles so they could resurface
they're trying to make the area around toronto look "good" for the FIFA fans since it's here june 12-july 2nd
they're trying to make the area around toronto look "good" for the FIFA fans since it's here june 12-july 2nd
I'm so American that I had no clue the World Cup was starting next week and that Toronto was hosting part of it. I also had no clue that a bunch of American cities were hosting it too, thankfully mine isn't on that list 
driving downtown yesterday every one of the electronic billboards said shit like "CARPOOL JUNE12-JULY2" or "PLAN TO TAKE TRANSIT JUNE12-JULY2" its going to be a shitshow so I'm going to stay away from the city proper lmfao no fucking way am I going near that shithole. Can't wait for people of the world to meet the citizens of Brampton (cheapest airbnbs closest to toronto) lmfao
edit: also didnt even know it was called the world cup thats how much sportsball i take in
edit: also didnt even know it was called the world cup thats how much sportsball i take in
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17Ngl there is a little jew part of my brain saying "think of all the surge fares, goy" since I did recently start Ubering on the side after buying a car new enough to do gig economy appslaving after regular wagecage hours.
I got a durango that shit is 7 passenger dawg, I could uber XL and earn bank ngl but no way toronto downtown is fucked as it is because of all the jeets. also one of them told us that if there are too many in the area they wont let you set yourself active or something
The main lesson I've learned in my short time appslaving is that it's totally not worth it at all to turn that shit on until you're in one of the high activity areas, otherwise you'll get "exclusive" (read: you better accept this or we're going to ice you out on anything good, bitch) delivery requests to deliver 20 pounds of gardening soil from Home Depot to some suburban Karen for $6 including pre-calculated tip.
yeah I wouldn't deliver food and I don't like people enough or trust most people enough to drive them around but surge pricing in uber/lyft/etc could be lucrative because nobody is going to be driving around downtown toronto during FIFA you'd have to be retarded. but the durango absolutely chugs gas so I'd have to be making 15-20$+ a trip to make it even worthwhile probably (there will be a LOT of gridlock) plus listening to foreigners talk about shit I dont care about the whole trip, no way
My little Hyundai subcompact gets good enough mileage to make most delivery requests technically profitable, but I still fucking hate that shit because I have to go and find parking (or roll the dice illegally dumping my car on the side of the road with hazards on), then half the time I have to wait for fast food wagies to finish the order (which spikes my blood pressure if I had to do that aforementioned illegal parking maneuver), and finally I have to go and find parking and/or illegally abandon my car again to drop off the order. I much prefer the UberX requests because I never leave the vehicle, all I have to do is pick up the passenger, drop them off, and in ideal circumstances I get into a flow as the Uber dispatch system chains the end of one UberX ride into another new request nearby for a few hours as I farm fares that are on average double what you get paid for UberEATS delivery slop.
thats interesting. in toronto they double park and don't give a fuck so unless a cop happens to be driving by nothing happens. you get street cars/LRT to contend with and 90% of the time there's not enough width to drive past them and when they come out of the store it's always a brown guy and they dont even wave or try to signal they're sorry or anything. no fucking way i'd do that in toronto. the uberXL thing could be cool but I still think I'd waste way too much gas
Maybe it's just my White brain stressing out about being illegally parked in front of a fire hydrant for five minutes outside of a Subway. I'm likely attributing way too much imagined work ethic to the local police department.
yeah 9/10 they wont give a fuck about that but a jeet parked in a live lane almost directly against another car blocking 3/4 of the left lane is cool here i guess so I'd just wing it. park on the sidewalk, probably more legal than the shit they do here
I've seen some weird ass shit on the road, I think it's a good indicator for how little of a fuck the cops give in any given area. I once spent a minute sitting behind a car at a stop sign before I realized somebody had literally parked it there, and then I had to just cope and seethe as I maneuvered around it because it was obviously a shitbox and there was no point in digging a key into the door panel for such a supremely faggoty act.
you just need the anti-theft solution from south africa in the late 90s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLhWzMOccTg
holy shit you can just kill people in south africa and be like "he spooked the fuck out of me sorry boss"
Based. Every civilized country should have a "fuck with people and you might fucking die" policy.
everybody in the world gets it but i wont :(
i get indians and gay shit :(
i get indians and gay shit :(
I was literally thinking about this after I accidentally took a fare across the whole fucking city into the hood as my final ride on Sunday night. I didn't even realize what I had signed up for because I had spent the last two hours ferrying drunk students home in a White college town and just immediately hit "accept" on a huge fare that popped up on my phone. Passenger was this black kid whose girlfriend had called him an Uber to go back home, he ended up being cool but I was on edge the entire fucking time and made a beeline back to the expressway the moment I dropped him off, lmao.
I've taken and paid for some big uber fares in my time and I always wonder when its like 120-150$ how much of that the driver gets. what kinda cut? 50%? 40%?
According to the breakdown provided by the Uber driver app, we get 52% of the fare (not including tips). It's funny how the Uber kikes attempt to obfuscate the audacious level to which they skim the fares by itemizing over half of their 48% cut into "totally not Uber revenue streams bro we promise" line items.
this is what I thought so when I get a white driver I always tip a lot. good to see the breakdown, thank you