Egregoros

Even assuming you're a REALLY good thief and managed to steal 12 tons of KitKats without getting caught...who at that point do you sell them to? Can you just go to a gas station like a drug dealer and be "I got them Kats". I've never dealt drugs in my life and I honestly feel like it'd be easier to sell 12 tons of meth than stolen candy bars

You have an army of Smurfs (kids) sell them door to door with a story about keeping them off the streets. You get to add additional markup and no one would ever suspect kids with stolen candy crime ring.

It’s about sending a message

You'd have to hang out around fat camps and peddle the contraband to the campers

@CobaltSasquatch
Look out for the network of Indian run petrol stations to be selling KitKats on special. Also the Distributor should be taking note of which clients stop buying KitKats for the next 6 months.

Three options:
1. I would forever be known as the kitkat goldmine house for trick or treaters
2. Melt them and resell the non-serial# chocolate (to who, idk)
3. Melt all the chocolate into a swimming pool. (Ill leave the rest to your imagination)

Hey @KitKat youre our resident kitkat enthusiast, what do you do with several tons of KitKit bars?

I expect to see a lot of KitKat specials on Temu soon

@CobaltSasquatch

"I've got them Kats"