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@graf actually I was reminded because I was thinking about my friendship history and also because ive been looking at sanskrit names on my phone for like an hour. but if I had eaten indian food or mexican or sczhuechan my diarrhea would probably be worse.

Get them probiotics girl

@graf I need a fucking fecal transplant at this point (sounds grosser than it is)

So..you want somebody to put the shit.... ...back? Into your body????

@graf what they do is take a healthy persons shit, do science stuff with it, put it in a suppository, and stick it up my butt

You can just use an enema bulb from someone else's toilet water if you're that desperate

@tyler @graf I am NOT that desperate jesus

She's doin this to me tonight btw

That being said I wish all medication came in those extra large suppository form because there's nothing quite like having an ass constantly full of glycerin

@tyler @graf you know this from experience?

No, but i fantasize about it, so pretty much the same thing.

(Also on a real note, sometimes certain medicines upset my tummy so bad I'd rather just take it as a suppository)

@tyler @graf I have never taken a suppository or boofed anything. my butt is one-way

This is the first time I've ever seen a woman use the term boof in my entire life btw

@graf @tyler I learned the word from vriska lol

@tyler@nicecrew.digital @graf@poa.st @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz what happened here?

We are making fedi poop smoothie to restore this niggas gut microbiome

This nigga asked her post pics of the diarrhea he is not free from sin

I thought Georgia was just one of those nerd guys that fucked up his gut by taking too many antibiotics and a diet of white monster, beer, and Nathan's kosher hot dogs

Those dogs go tho ngl @f0x your thoughts on Nathan's famous Weiner?

@graf @satsuki @georgia @tyler i sincerely dislike all hotdogs. Meat is supposed to have meat texture. Not juicy poppy weird pre processed headache-inducing-sodium-filled meat fruit.

@graf @georgia @satsuki @tyler i have to eat meat along the grain or else it "pops" and tastes weird to me, and if you remove the grain it ruins the point.

What if you made them yourself with your own ingredients? Not asking you to tell me why would you. I'm genuinely asking if one day you made them yourself, do you think you'd be okay with it?

This is so fascinating to me

What about, pre cooked chicken breast they use at most restaurants. A lot of that shit comes from Sysco and it's all fucked with

@graf @satsuki @georgia @tyler welcome to food consistency aversion, i don't like to eat meat against the grain, yogurt, pudding, jello...

Wet cereals? Oatmeal?

Make the anime elf gf for you?

Yes

@graf @satsuki @georgia @tyler sausages are fine. It's the consistency difference. sausages are a hard grain. They feel like meat.

@tyler @satsuki @graf what fucked up my gut is for two years I was vegan, like 6 months vegetarian, another year pescatarian, and now I just dont eat beef. my body is mad I keep switching diets.

That'll do it

Good luck nigga

@tyler@nicecrew.digital @graf@poa.st @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz I thought it was just aids. glad we have something more concrete

@satsuki @graf @tyler I'm too much of a femcel for it to be AIDS

@tyler@nicecrew.digital @graf@poa.st @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz bro, this nigga needs major gut reconstitution from getting aids or something

Water kefir works pretty well for me, though I prefer actual milk kefir which is like yogurt. I tried the water one though because it was Lent; and it was also effective at gut biome restoration.

Kombucha works, too - but I don’t like it as much for reasons.

Water kefir is 👌 Niggas never forget the power of a big ol' pile of kraut, either. Mmmm.​

If You're gonna do that don't forget ramen with a bunch of kimchi

I'm fucking with you don't do this, I don't know for certain if you will get aids doing this

@tyler @graf not AIDs but polio or cholera or something like that

@tyler @graf lmao I spelt AIDS like the plural of AID

So you need me to eat a bunch of normal people food then shit into a centrifuge and crank it up to 11 and then stuff if in a vegetarian capsule. Okay I guess but you owe me I guess

My sister has legit considered this, haha. I told her I'd be her shit donor if she'd like 💩🫶

Well fancy meeting you here Ms Botwin, i have need of you

Why are there only women online right now WHAT THE FUCK

@FiestaBnuuy @GoyGirl @tyler @graf so soft!!

I like to weigh in on health matters *cough cough* NERD

I really do think I may have a mostly-enviable gut microbiome, though.

Goygirl is absolutely turdmogging the shitcels on fedi rn

I was complimented once: "Do you really shit that fast & quietly? That's like a Navy SEAL skill... it can't be taught." 🫡

@GoyGirl @tyler @graf weird flex but okay

Jealous of her poopmaxxing, shitcel?