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Georgia are you reminded of the Indian girl you went to school with because you have diarrhea. You can be honest here

@graf actually I was reminded because I was thinking about my friendship history and also because ive been looking at sanskrit names on my phone for like an hour. but if I had eaten indian food or mexican or sczhuechan my diarrhea would probably be worse.

Get them probiotics girl

@graf I need a fucking fecal transplant at this point (sounds grosser than it is)

So..you want somebody to put the shit.... ...back? Into your body????

@graf what they do is take a healthy persons shit, do science stuff with it, put it in a suppository, and stick it up my butt

You can just use an enema bulb from someone else's toilet water if you're that desperate

@tyler @graf I am NOT that desperate jesus

I'm fucking with you don't do this, I don't know for certain if you will get aids doing this

She's doin this to me tonight btw

@tyler @graf not AIDs but polio or cholera or something like that

@tyler @graf lmao I spelt AIDS like the plural of AID

That being said I wish all medication came in those extra large suppository form because there's nothing quite like having an ass constantly full of glycerin

@tyler @graf you know this from experience?

So you need me to eat a bunch of normal people food then shit into a centrifuge and crank it up to 11 and then stuff if in a vegetarian capsule. Okay I guess but you owe me I guess

No, but i fantasize about it, so pretty much the same thing.

(Also on a real note, sometimes certain medicines upset my tummy so bad I'd rather just take it as a suppository)

We are making fedi poop smoothie to restore this niggas gut microbiome

This nigga asked her post pics of the diarrhea he is not free from sin

@tyler @graf I have never taken a suppository or boofed anything. my butt is one-way

This is the first time I've ever seen a woman use the term boof in my entire life btw

I thought Georgia was just one of those nerd guys that fucked up his gut by taking too many antibiotics and a diet of white monster, beer, and Nathan's kosher hot dogs

My sister has legit considered this, haha. I told her I'd be her shit donor if she'd like 💩🫶

@graf @tyler I learned the word from vriska lol

Those dogs go tho ngl @f0x your thoughts on Nathan's famous Weiner?

@tyler @satsuki @graf what fucked up my gut is for two years I was vegan, like 6 months vegetarian, another year pescatarian, and now I just dont eat beef. my body is mad I keep switching diets.

Well fancy meeting you here Ms Botwin, i have need of you

That'll do it

Good luck nigga

@satsuki @graf @tyler I'm too much of a femcel for it to be AIDS

Why are there only women online right now WHAT THE FUCK

I like to weigh in on health matters *cough cough* NERD

I really do think I may have a mostly-enviable gut microbiome, though.

Goygirl is absolutely turdmogging the shitcels on fedi rn

@FiestaBnuuy @GoyGirl @tyler @graf so soft!!

I was complimented once: "Do you really shit that fast & quietly? That's like a Navy SEAL skill... it can't be taught." 🫡

@GoyGirl @tyler @graf weird flex but okay

Oh hell yeah

Madison might need a transplant from you too, it's like a battle in there for her, but it's probably just from holding in her farts all day.

You speak so eloquently. Tell me more

Jealous of her poopmaxxing, shitcel?

Yo he caught you in 4k Georgia

Was gonna say... if some can lament about shit-outs/diarrhea, I can talk about a good poop sesh, right?

And with that, friends, goon night.

@graf @GoyGirl @tyler I'm more jealous of her unfiltered rizz tbh.

@tyler @GoyGirl @graf goonless night for me!

Sometimes on a cold lonely night I slide into her DM and accuse her of things she has no control over. You've got to keep them on their toes

DIBIDI BA DIDI DOU DOU DI BA DIDI DOU DIDI DIDLDILDIDLDIDL HOUDIHOUDI DEY DOU

Jokes aside (maybe) some friend gave me a phone # for a poop wizard lady... guess she tests your shit, literally.

I honestly do worry about my sis, hence black-market brown market dealer.

Water kefir works pretty well for me, though I prefer actual milk kefir which is like yogurt. I tried the water one though because it was Lent; and it was also effective at gut biome restoration.

Kombucha works, too - but I don’t like it as much for reasons.

I watched a movie once called Journey from planet sanity. This guy takes an old guy around the US to meet conspiracy theorists and a literal scatomancer. Somebody who reads your shit. Some people are wild

...I wish you the best, though. Truly. Sorry for weird intrusiveness. Might happen again someday 😌​ Gn

Scatomancer... wow, that sounds fancy.