Egregoros

freshman year of college my only female friend was an a vaishnavite indian girl. she showed me the little krishna cartoon which I believe is mostly based on the bhagavata purana. I would later show it to a fun transmasc who left fedi years back.

Georgia are you reminded of the Indian girl you went to school with because you have diarrhea. You can be honest here

@graf actually I was reminded because I was thinking about my friendship history and also because ive been looking at sanskrit names on my phone for like an hour. but if I had eaten indian food or mexican or sczhuechan my diarrhea would probably be worse.

Get them probiotics girl

@graf I need a fucking fecal transplant at this point (sounds grosser than it is)

So..you want somebody to put the shit.... ...back? Into your body????

@graf what they do is take a healthy persons shit, do science stuff with it, put it in a suppository, and stick it up my butt

My sister has legit considered this, haha. I told her I'd be her shit donor if she'd like 💩🫶

Well fancy meeting you here Ms Botwin, i have need of you

I like to weigh in on health matters *cough cough* NERD

I really do think I may have a mostly-enviable gut microbiome, though.

Goygirl is absolutely turdmogging the shitcels on fedi rn

I was complimented once: "Do you really shit that fast & quietly? That's like a Navy SEAL skill... it can't be taught." 🫡