freshman year of college my only female friend was an a vaishnavite indian girl. she showed me the little krishna cartoon which I believe is mostly based on the bhagavata purana. I would later show it to a fun transmasc who left fedi years back.
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Georgia are you reminded of the Indian girl you went to school with because you have diarrhea. You can be honest here
@graf actually I was reminded because I was thinking about my friendship history and also because ive been looking at sanskrit names on my phone for like an hour. but if I had eaten indian food or mexican or sczhuechan my diarrhea would probably be worse.
Get them probiotics girl
@graf I need a fucking fecal transplant at this point (sounds grosser than it is)
So..you want somebody to put the shit.... ...back? Into your body????
@graf what they do is take a healthy persons shit, do science stuff with it, put it in a suppository, and stick it up my butt
You can just use an enema bulb from someone else's toilet water if you're that desperate
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33She's doin this to me tonight btw
That being said I wish all medication came in those extra large suppository form because there's nothing quite like having an ass constantly full of glycerin
No, but i fantasize about it, so pretty much the same thing.
(Also on a real note, sometimes certain medicines upset my tummy so bad I'd rather just take it as a suppository)
(Also on a real note, sometimes certain medicines upset my tummy so bad I'd rather just take it as a suppository)
This is the first time I've ever seen a woman use the term boof in my entire life btw
We are making fedi poop smoothie to restore this niggas gut microbiome
This nigga asked her post pics of the diarrhea he is not free from sin
I thought Georgia was just one of those nerd guys that fucked up his gut by taking too many antibiotics and a diet of white monster, beer, and Nathan's kosher hot dogs
Those dogs go tho ngl @f0x your thoughts on Nathan's famous Weiner?
What if you made them yourself with your own ingredients? Not asking you to tell me why would you. I'm genuinely asking if one day you made them yourself, do you think you'd be okay with it?
This is so fascinating to me
What about, pre cooked chicken breast they use at most restaurants. A lot of that shit comes from Sysco and it's all fucked with
What about, pre cooked chicken breast they use at most restaurants. A lot of that shit comes from Sysco and it's all fucked with
Wet cereals? Oatmeal?
Make the anime elf gf for you?
That'll do it
Good luck nigga
Good luck nigga
@tyler@nicecrew.digital @graf@poa.st @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz I thought it was just aids. glad we have something more concrete
@tyler@nicecrew.digital @graf@poa.st @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz bro, this nigga needs major gut reconstitution from getting aids or something
Water kefir works pretty well for me, though I prefer actual milk kefir which is like yogurt. I tried the water one though because it was Lent; and it was also effective at gut biome restoration.
Kombucha works, too - but I don’t like it as much for reasons.
Water kefir is 👌 Niggas never forget the power of a big ol' pile of kraut, either. Mmmm.
If You're gonna do that don't forget ramen with a bunch of kimchi
I'm fucking with you don't do this, I don't know for certain if you will get aids doing this