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Shitpost so hard they cannot tell when you actually got brain disease, it's a really long-term bit.

@w0rm I'm about to save some people who wouldn't give me the time of day a couple months ago

@graf thank you for always being a friend to us. I hope you are not meaning us as qpeople who wouldn't give me the time of day.

@w0rm no, I am helping people who deserve it, you deserve my time but p seemed busy, I can call you personally while I do this work if you'd like

@graf @w0rm I've pinged a person in a thing, I'll check in with the thing.

@graf @w0rm I think we're clear, unless I misunderstood the versions you mentioned.

@p @w0rm I would responsibly cover 1.13-1.14.5

@graf @w0rm Yep, we're clear.

@p @w0rm I made responsible disclosure to all we see often or care about including lain even though it doesn't involve him. going to try to move as many as I can toorrow then I will write up the post mortem. thanks again for providing me the list of people using those specific versions

@graf @w0rm List is likely incomplete but a more complete list would take a lot of time by comparison.

@p @w0rm only know of 4 that even pay attention to take action before the post mortem

@graf @w0rm This'll be fun.

@p @w0rm @graf *laughs in Mastodon*

@eriner @w0rm @graf You say that like it's a good thing somehow.

@p @w0rm @graf I emergency patched a week or two ago. I already got my whoopin’, so I’m obligated to hoot and holler now that it’s no longer my turn to suffer.

@eriner @w0rm @graf It's still Rails. It is still a thing designed by PHP monkeys and then bloated by Javacrats. It is still two orders of magnitude slower than things written in the same language that do not use Rails.

@p @w0rm @graf lets be real, all interpreted languages are dog shit slow.

Death to Ruby, death to Python, death to JS, and death to Perl (except keep it installed on your machines because I use that thing for reverse shells more often than I do bash & /dev/tcp, heh)

@eriner @p @w0rm hey, python i can turn my brain off and hammer out exactly what i want in 15 mins. I would swap for perl, but python is my go-to i dont give a shit code

@graf @w0rm @p I would rather use Windows than use an untyped language

@graf @w0rm @p to be fair, this is because I'm retarded and don't remember the code I wrote 5 minutes ago, probably a symptom of spending so many hours of code review on so many projects.

At this rate, I'll forever be a Go zealot.