i cant believe a finnish woman tricked me into eating raw beef today
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@graf Yuropoors be like "This raw meat is actually a delicacy in my country"
@GoodBoyUV @graf Well, not in Finland, we do not eat raw meat other than well salted salmon. Our beefs are so well done that you can use it as a sole in your shoe.
@immobile @GoodBoyUV she got SO mad at me when I was like please dont give me salmon she literally to me "daniel please listen to me salmon is so good when it is smoked, you will have to try it sweet daniel i will make it for you. you will try it next time I make it" and I was like oh no
smoked salmon .. burp it up for 2 or 3 days ...
@fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV @immobile I will do anything that woman asks me to do
@graf @fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV >I will do anything
What if she serves you some "mämmi", with cream and sugar? Would you eat?
What if she serves you some "mämmi", with cream and sugar? Would you eat?
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@immobile @fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV Yes, she told me rye flour is very common in a lot of finnish foods and to see something like this isnt surprising. tag me in this later today or send it to me before you go to bed so I can send it to her. She's asleep right now and I don't want to bombard her with lovey messages and then "make me mämmi"
@fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV @graf Mämmi time! You may ask it like "Laitetaanko ryynit ränniin ja mämmit tuokkoseen?"
@immobile @graf @fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV >tfw no Finnish mummy to feed you mämmi
@Crux_Invictus @immobile @fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV I rubbed her shoulders today and she leaned into me and it was cute
@immobile @graf @fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV Shit, I would
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@immobile @graf @fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV I imagine that tastes better than it looks.
What is it?
What is it?
looks icky , but sounds pretty great !
10/10 would try it
10/10 would try it