i cant believe a finnish woman tricked me into eating raw beef today
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@graf Yuropoors be like "This raw meat is actually a delicacy in my country"
@GoodBoyUV @graf Well, not in Finland, we do not eat raw meat other than well salted salmon. Our beefs are so well done that you can use it as a sole in your shoe.
@immobile @GoodBoyUV she got SO mad at me when I was like please dont give me salmon she literally to me "daniel please listen to me salmon is so good when it is smoked, you will have to try it sweet daniel i will make it for you. you will try it next time I make it" and I was like oh no
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@graf @immobile @GoodBoyUV findland.
@reallyangry @immobile @GoodBoyUV I love that woman. I gave her a massage today and she leaned into me and it was great
@graf @immobile @GoodBoyUV i don't love any women cuz i'm hateful.
@reallyangry @immobile @GoodBoyUV you dont know love until a finnish woman loves you, and then she tries to kill you
@graf @immobile @GoodBoyUV you're overestimating how much i care.
Life was designed to hold us down and beat us to death.
either i'm sory that sounded mean, i'm just trying to turn mover a new leaf in life and not be uipset all the time.
@madcuzbad @GoodBoyUV @immobile @reallyangry brother you're fine go off
@graf @madcuzbad @GoodBoyUV @immobile i would love to get married and ahve babies some day but i ain't trying very hard cuz women disgust me with their behavior.
@graf @reallyangry @immobile @GoodBoyUV Isn't that standard finnish courtship
@randbot @graf @reallyangry @GoodBoyUV Most probably in Western Finland, where it is by their common nature.
smoked salmon .. burp it up for 2 or 3 days ...
@fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV @immobile I will do anything that woman asks me to do
@graf @fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV >I will do anything
What if she serves you some "mämmi", with cream and sugar? Would you eat?
What if she serves you some "mämmi", with cream and sugar? Would you eat?
@immobile @fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV Yes, she told me rye flour is very common in a lot of finnish foods and to see something like this isnt surprising. tag me in this later today or send it to me before you go to bed so I can send it to her. She's asleep right now and I don't want to bombard her with lovey messages and then "make me mämmi"
@fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV @graf Mämmi time! You may ask it like "Laitetaanko ryynit ränniin ja mämmit tuokkoseen?"
@immobile @graf @fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV >tfw no Finnish mummy to feed you mämmi
@Crux_Invictus @immobile @fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV I rubbed her shoulders today and she leaned into me and it was cute
@immobile @graf @fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV Shit, I would
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@immobile @graf @fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV I imagine that tastes better than it looks.
What is it?
What is it?
looks icky , but sounds pretty great !
10/10 would try it
10/10 would try it
@graf @immobile @GoodBoyUV Sweet smoked salmon super good man