i cant believe a finnish woman tricked me into eating raw beef today
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@graf Yuropoors be like "This raw meat is actually a delicacy in my country"
that's the only kind beef
@madcuzbad @graf Obviously
@graf Was at an old woman's trailer in the desert and she gave me and her man raw hamburger while cooking. When in Rome so I ate it, later she's telling me her man is an animal that even eats raw meat and I was just staring blank wondering wtf I was doing there.
@madcuzbad @UnityOstara in canada it's real tea and real sugars taken from the fruit. there's no HFCS or anything. when I poured the first one it even had black tea leaves in my drink which was a surprise ..,, maybe bad QA
@UnityOstara @madcuzbad FUCK OFF MOM
i made fried bread
@GoodBoyUV @graf Well, not in Finland, we do not eat raw meat other than well salted salmon. Our beefs are so well done that you can use it as a sole in your shoe.
@immobile @GoodBoyUV yeah she said that. she was like "if it's so spicy try it" so I put my finger in the meat she was making for her meatloaf and I ate it and she was like "!!!!!!!!!" faced but it was good. I liked it. her food is great
i made fried bread
@immobile @GoodBoyUV but you are right she was making meat pies and she boiled the meat with onion and stuff and i was like ??????????????????? what the FUCK is wrong with finnish people
i made it from flourf, baking powder, salt milk and beef tallow, i used beef tallow instead of butter cuz i'm out of butter
@immobile @GoodBoyUV she got SO mad at me when I was like please dont give me salmon she literally to me "daniel please listen to me salmon is so good when it is smoked, you will have to try it sweet daniel i will make it for you. you will try it next time I make it" and I was like oh no
@graf @immobile @GoodBoyUV findland.
@reallyangry @immobile @GoodBoyUV I love that woman. I gave her a massage today and she leaned into me and it was great
smoked salmon .. burp it up for 2 or 3 days ...
@graf @immobile @GoodBoyUV Sweet smoked salmon super good man
@fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV @immobile I will do anything that woman asks me to do
@graf @immobile @GoodBoyUV i don't love any women cuz i'm hateful.
@reallyangry @immobile @GoodBoyUV you dont know love until a finnish woman loves you, and then she tries to kill you
@graf @immobile @GoodBoyUV you're overestimating how much i care.
Life was designed to hold us down and beat us to death.
either i'm sory that sounded mean, i'm just trying to turn mover a new leaf in life and not be uipset all the time.
@madcuzbad @GoodBoyUV @immobile @reallyangry brother you're fine go off
@graf @madcuzbad @GoodBoyUV @immobile i would love to get married and ahve babies some day but i ain't trying very hard cuz women disgust me with their behavior.
@graf tartare is quite delicious
@graf @fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV >I will do anything
What if she serves you some "mämmi", with cream and sugar? Would you eat?
What if she serves you some "mämmi", with cream and sugar? Would you eat?
@immobile @fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV Yes, she told me rye flour is very common in a lot of finnish foods and to see something like this isnt surprising. tag me in this later today or send it to me before you go to bed so I can send it to her. She's asleep right now and I don't want to bombard her with lovey messages and then "make me mämmi"
@immobile @graf @fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV Shit, I would
@immobile @graf @fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV >tfw no Finnish mummy to feed you mämmi
@Crux_Invictus @immobile @fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV I rubbed her shoulders today and she leaned into me and it was cute
@immobile @FiestaBun @GoodBoyUV I got her to advertise her baking maybe I should get her to add rabbit to the menu
@graf @FiestaBun @GoodBoyUV FiestaBun on myös Suomesta, Graf. 🇫🇮
@graf @reallyangry @immobile @GoodBoyUV Isn't that standard finnish courtship
@randbot @graf @reallyangry @GoodBoyUV Most probably in Western Finland, where it is by their common nature.
Alex
@immobile @graf @fknretardlol @GoodBoyUV I imagine that tastes better than it looks.
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