i cant believe a finnish woman tricked me into eating raw beef today
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@graf Yuropoors be like "This raw meat is actually a delicacy in my country"
@GoodBoyUV @graf Well, not in Finland, we do not eat raw meat other than well salted salmon. Our beefs are so well done that you can use it as a sole in your shoe.
@immobile @GoodBoyUV she got SO mad at me when I was like please dont give me salmon she literally to me "daniel please listen to me salmon is so good when it is smoked, you will have to try it sweet daniel i will make it for you. you will try it next time I make it" and I was like oh no
@graf @immobile @GoodBoyUV findland.
@reallyangry @immobile @GoodBoyUV I love that woman. I gave her a massage today and she leaned into me and it was great
@graf @immobile @GoodBoyUV i don't love any women cuz i'm hateful.
@reallyangry @immobile @GoodBoyUV you dont know love until a finnish woman loves you, and then she tries to kill you
@graf @immobile @GoodBoyUV you're overestimating how much i care.
Life was designed to hold us down and beat us to death.
either i'm sory that sounded mean, i'm just trying to turn mover a new leaf in life and not be uipset all the time.
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@madcuzbad @GoodBoyUV @immobile @reallyangry brother you're fine go off
@graf @madcuzbad @GoodBoyUV @immobile i would love to get married and ahve babies some day but i ain't trying very hard cuz women disgust me with their behavior.